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Old 09-24-2011, 07:39 PM   #61
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Old 09-25-2011, 12:48 AM   #62
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Old 09-25-2011, 11:51 AM   #63
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wow so my Friday night just ended prematurely so to speak. Went on a date with a girl I met 2 weeks ago, this was our third night going out. Anyways, wasn't feeling too good all day, and probably should of called off the night but manned up and picked her up. Anyways, she made a joke and i laughed a bit and liquid poo came out unintentionally. I quickly told her that i had to make an important call to my dad and stepped aside to the washroom, i could feel the poo dripping down my leg on the way over. Anyways i locked myself in the stall and txted my buddy to see if he can come over to the restaurant and drop off a pair of his boxers for me to use, he said to Eff off thinking i was kidding. Then called my brother to help me but he didn't pick up. So I took off my boxers but unfortunately there was poo on my jeans and it smelled pretty bad so I snuck out the back door, turned off my phone and booked it home. Tomorrow is going to be an interesting day when i turn my phone back on lol...i think ill masterbate to a picture of her in a bit and report back, not the way i pictured the night ending but atleast ill still be able to cum on her face.
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sorry for the late update guys: my night was horrible i think i went to the washroom every 30 min all throughout the night, i definately ate something bad earlier on the day that caused me to have the runs. wiped my ass so much that it started to bleed. got worried and didn't know what to do so got my mom to check it out for me. anyways im feeling better this morning, just turned on my phone and didnt receive any delayed txt or voicemails which is a good thing. She must be furious though considering i had all the intention to pay for dinner last night and ordered the most expensive dishes and bottle of wine...oops, i dont even think she brought a wallet either last night
Hmm...enter, you could say you had acute ENTERocolitis
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Old 11-18-2012, 02:29 AM   #65
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Old 11-18-2012, 10:35 AM   #72
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So, what the hell did you tell her?! You got mugged? Or you man up and tell her you **** in your pants?
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how the hell did you come back from that one, and does she know the real story
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Old 11-18-2012, 11:25 AM   #74
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"i sharted and ditched my wedding lol"
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"i sharted and ditched my wedding lol"
He already did that... He needs to top it for the next one. Maybe full-on Hershey squirts for the wedding.
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