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Old 08-12-2011, 07:50 PM   #41
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Old 08-12-2011, 07:57 PM   #42
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I love how she's so nonchalant with a big tarantula up in her cootchie hahaha. Wait...
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I once turned down sex for this one asian chick because she was hairy down there. I don't mind a small runway or something along those lines, but when it becomes bushwacker status, forget that.
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Old 08-12-2011, 09:52 PM   #45
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I once turned down sex for this one asian chick because she was hairy down there. I don't mind a small runway or something along those lines, but when it becomes bushwacker status, forget that.
Get over it and bang her?
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I once turned down sex for this one asian chick because she was hairy down there. I don't mind a small runway or something along those lines, but when it becomes bushwacker status, forget that.
now you know how I know you are gay
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What state is it legal to marry your mother in?

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It's a social thing guys get over it. My mom said in Chinese culture the longer your hair down there is the higher class you are, and my mom is one of the classiest ladies i know.
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The signs behind the models state that this is an international art and ceramics event in the Convention Center of Zibo, Shandong, China. PIcture #2, 10 and 11 even hint at it in ENGLISH.

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why do asians love bush so much?
From what i understand it actually is a social thing and that certain asian nationalities believe the only reason to shave pubes is if you are treating an infection of some kind...ie lice, crabs, etc so therefore they dont do it. Thats why more americanized ones shave and old school or traditional ones dont.... Seriously true story

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asian social norms are a lot opposite than western, at least that was the case when I visited there. For example as a guy:

-The more feminine you dress/act over there, the more stylish and polite you are
-The fatter you are, the more wealthier you appear
-Pale skin means you are successful and don't work in manual labor (yes guidos are looked down upon)
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