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Old 12-05-2012, 03:36 PM   #21
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:40 PM   #22
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:43 PM   #24
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You've got to be fvcking kidding me...

It's 5773 in the Hebrew calendar from the creation of the world, so there's ~3800 years extra right there you forgot about...

Can't even imagine what the Egyptian and Mayan calendars would be today...

Or the Sumerians...

Or any other mathematically-comfortable civilization that decided to create its own way of tracking time, with an assumed beginning of some man-made point...

No I think you're missing the point bro. Even my iPhone says it is 2012. My iPhone is not a man.
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:46 PM   #25
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No I think you're missing the point bro. Even my iPhone says it is 2012. My iPhone is not a man.
My iPhone does the same thing. It also automatically changes when daylight savings time comes on. That proves, conclusively, that the iPhone is somehow plugged into the universe and is showing the actual, correct age of the universe and everything in it. It's just another way that the iPhone is superior to other handheld telephonic/computing devices.
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My iPhone does the same thing. It also automatically changes when daylight savings time comes on. That proves, conclusively, that the iPhone is somehow plugged into the universe and is showing the actual, correct age of the universe and everything in it. It's just another way that the iPhone is superior to other handheld telephonic/computing devices.
How does my phone even know what time it is? I've never seen it wear a watch.
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My iPhone does the same thing. It also automatically changes when daylight savings time comes on. That proves, conclusively, that the iPhone is somehow plugged into the universe and is showing the actual, correct age of the universe and everything in it. It's just another way that the iPhone is superior to other handheld telephonic/computing devices.
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Because it is 2012 A.D. (anno Domini). The 2012 is a measure of time from a refrence point. Feel free to count back from zero to the creation of the planet B.C. at your leisure. The same applies to temperature. The number is a refrence point from freezing. Welcome to third grade.Click image for larger version Name: uploadfromtaptalk1354744666941.jpg Views: 50 Size: 59.4 KB ID: 481045

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Because it is 2012 A.D. (anno Domini). The 2012 is a measure of time from a refrence point. Feel free to count back from zero to the creation of the planet B.C. at your leisure. The same applies to temperature. The number is a refrence point from freezing. Welcome to third grade.

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I can't believe no one has pointed out that the world is *billions* of years old yet.
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And since dinosaurs were around for like 65 years, that means the world is ACTUALLY 2077 years old.

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