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Old 12-06-2012, 09:46 AM   #1
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Which one of you is Michael Smeriglio? Good job shooting your penis off, buddy!

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PORT ST. LUCIE, Florida (WTSP) -- A teenager is recovering after police say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought.

It happened Thursday morning at a home on the 200 block of Verada Street in Port St. Lucie.

Police say 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio first lied to police saying someone shot him while he was walking down the street. After being questioned by police he admitted to accidentally doing it himself.

Doctors say the bullet went through his penis, his left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh.

Smeriglio told police he bought the gun last month at a party.

While police were investigating at the home where it happened, they discovered marijuana in the house. That led to
the arrest of the homeowner Joseph Lamar James, 22, on drug charges.
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:51 AM   #2
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:52 AM   #3
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Let him be, Speed...this is what you call Natural Deselection...more of it should be going on, don't you think!
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Mike, how come you're like the first in every 'shot penis off' thread?
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:55 AM   #5
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Let him be, Speed...this is what you call Natural Deselection...more of it should be going on, don't you think!
I agree! Especially to leave your car with a peeling roundel ($10 fix)... SHAMEFUL.

And are those 550i-style wheels? Tough to tell.
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Just lucky, I guess
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That's a cheap shot...

Also, this is a repost I think...
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Probably did it in self defense.
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That's a cheap shot...

Also, this is a repost I think...
Just now noticed the date on the article. Whoops...

...still fairly recent, though...
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Just now noticed the date on the article. Whoops...

...still fairly recent, though...
I think the only way I recognize it is from the picture...no one could forget that goofball
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His camo shorts made his lower half invisible, even to him. He thought he was shooting into empty space, but his trouser target was in the way.
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Because cleaning a loaded gun is a good idea......

BTW that's close to where I live in FL.
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BTW that's close to where I live in FL.
i clean a loaded gun every morning and a couple times throughout the day.

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please, whenever an oddball story comes out of anywhere other than florida anymore, it feels weird.

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well that's gonna kill his sex life. idk if I could live after that.
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Who works at home?\\

I am in an office.
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hmm, seeing the quality of this class of 2012's posts I wouldn't be surprised if that dude posted here
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