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Old 12-10-2012, 05:22 PM   #81
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No matter what he won't appreciate it since it is being bought for him and it's his first car. He will beat the **** out of it like anyone else does to their first car. Hope the parents are ready to spend more money on repairing it until he crashes it.
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Old 12-10-2012, 06:05 PM   #82
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Tell him to buy it. If he crashes it it will only make the resale value of my car go up.
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Old 12-10-2012, 06:24 PM   #83
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The solution is very simple; here's what you do:

1. Stop making threads
2. Turn on the sink (make sure the water is nice and hot)
3. Go into the medicine cabinet and grab a nice new razor blade
4. Slice into wrists, moving vertically up towards the elbow
5. Dip wrists into hot water and keep them there!
6. ?????
7. Profit


Wait what are we talking about again?
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Old 12-10-2012, 07:36 PM   #84
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This whole time I thought step 4 was always profit....mind bloooooown.

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Old 12-10-2012, 07:39 PM   #85
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Old 12-10-2012, 07:40 PM   #86
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I'm 20, have owned many cars from a civic Si to a S52'd E30 and I have plenty of driving expedience, now I drive a 135i with a JB4 tune, it is putting roughly 360 hp and 375 tq to the wheels and sometimes, even with all my experience, it scares the sh!t out of me. In short M3 is wayyyy too much car for an inexperienced driver.
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Old 12-10-2012, 07:43 PM   #87
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Old 12-10-2012, 07:46 PM   #89
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Did you read what others have said? NO ZCP in 2003.
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Old 12-10-2012, 08:01 PM   #90
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How about Shutting the **** up and letting him buy the car he wants?
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Old 12-10-2012, 08:02 PM   #91
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How about Shutting the **** up and letting him buy the car he wants?
Haha yeah I'm gonna let him make his own decision
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Old 12-10-2012, 08:04 PM   #92
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How about Shutting the **** up and letting him buy the car he wants?
another genius thread:

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Old 12-10-2012, 08:04 PM   #93
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Haha yeah I'm gonna let him make his own decision
Good, and when he f's up you can laugh and say "I told you so."
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Old 12-10-2012, 08:05 PM   #94
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Good, and when he f's up you can laugh and say "I told you so."
And I could tell him ill part it out for him and maybe steal some zcp parts for my non m JK JK
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Old 12-10-2012, 08:10 PM   #95
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He's young, he'll learn. He's been a pretty good sport so far.
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Old 12-10-2012, 08:11 PM   #96
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Old 12-10-2012, 08:11 PM   #97
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Remember. Nice guys don't get teh pussy.
Op. stop acting nice.
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Old 12-10-2012, 08:12 PM   #98
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beat me to it

OP, show him the above video and then consider this. As Alex323ci noted, a dumbass driver who doesn't respect his machine can just as easily crash a geo metro as an M3, albeit the M would be much more tempting to floor/drift/whatever. The point is, drivers aren't made responsible with slower cars, they're made responsible as they respect the danger of taking a car to and beyond its limits. Your friend needs that respect, not a slower car.

Edit: damn, those airbags react fast
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Old 12-10-2012, 08:24 PM   #99
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Op. stop acting nice.
Bro, I'm 16 and I drive a bmw... You don't think I get enough pussy?
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