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Old 12-19-2012, 01:13 PM   #21
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Next time this happens, go to your local home improvement store and buy the following:

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Come home and set them on the table. This should get the point across.
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Old 12-19-2012, 03:48 PM   #22
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Old 12-19-2012, 03:58 PM   #23
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congratulations for coming out of the cellar and stepping away from call of duty and your penis

you have met a woman
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Old 12-19-2012, 04:03 PM   #25
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congratulations for coming out of the cellar and stepping away from call of duty and your penis

you have met a woman
His sister doesn't count.
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i dunno, the older i get the more i like skyrim and porn

stay the fack away from women
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Old 12-19-2012, 04:27 PM   #28
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Need pics to verify if worth keeping around.
No b1tch is worth keeping (and ruin you time every month) unless she can keep her mouth shut during those days..

Put her on meds OP and if it doesn't work then move on for the love of Christ!
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Old 12-19-2012, 04:32 PM   #29
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I have found after my divorce, which played 40% on lack of sex, I feel broken now. I don't want it nearly as much as I did.
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Always thought you were gay..
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He didn't say what he is fapping to.
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