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Old 12-20-2012, 09:05 AM   #1
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Do u get a boner when u get your shoes cleaned ?

Just curious

I never opted to get my shoes clean at the airport yet.
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:22 AM   #3
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Lol - nice

Add gym rope too
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Lol - nice

Add gym rope too
climbing rope?
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:52 AM   #6
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no but i did get them shined once in vegas, felt like a boss...plus i was not quite sober but the guy did do a great job.
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If it was a female shoe shiner probably....but how often do you see a female shoe shiner?

Every time I see a shoe shiner I feel like I am back in the 1800s.... how lazy and stuck up do you have to be to have someone shine your shoes?
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I've always shined my own shoes but how much do these people charge?
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