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Old 12-21-2012, 01:30 AM   #1
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No masturbation New years resolution for 1 year, any risks to worry about? (NWS)

So, I'm planning on completely giving up masturbation for an entire year for my new years resolution. It should help keep my mind clear, keep me focused and motivated with my goals.

I currently spank it from 1-2 times a week, to 1-2 times a month. So although I'm not going crazy with it, it'll definitely be an adjustment.

It'll also help greatly with self control. I've given up soda for an entire year before... 3 times.

I'm 21 and single. I get with a girl between 1-2 times a month, to once every other month.

Looking for your input to if this could actually do something bad, or things I'm also not considering. And your hate, inspiration and motivation are always welcome :-)

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Old 12-21-2012, 01:31 AM   #2
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Good for you? I'm also 21/single and you've inspired me to make my new years resolution to only masturbate once every other day or 3-4 times a week. Prorasturbation is catching up to me.
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I currently spank it from 1-2 times a week, to 1-2 times a month.
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I stopped for a month not so long ago. after the initial hump of morning wood every single morning, it gets easy and you stop thinking about it.
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Some people resolve to run a marathon, or give more to charity, or do more community service.

This guy wants an award for not fapping a couple times a month.
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Some people resolve to run a marathon, or give more to charity, or do more community service.

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yeah but those are easy....
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" I get with a girl between 1-2 times a month, to once every other month"

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My buddy said I'll be super buff and pissed off lol

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