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Old 12-21-2012, 08:10 AM   #21
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your sex drive at 1-2 times a week at 21 is alarming. I'm 30 and if I wasn't getting constant booty at the moment I'd be doing it EVERY SINGLE DAY.
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Old 12-21-2012, 08:11 AM   #22
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your sex drive at 1-2 times a week at 21 is alarming. I'm 30 and if I wasn't getting constant booty at the moment I'd be doing it EVERY SINGLE DAY.
I can't keep up with my partner. For the first time in my life I met someone hornier than myself. And now I know what it's like to be seen as a piece of meat
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Old 12-21-2012, 08:27 AM   #23
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your sex drive at 1-2 times a week at 21 is alarming. I'm 30 and if I wasn't getting constant booty at the moment I'd be doing it EVERY SINGLE DAY.
You're dating again?
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I can't keep up with my partner. For the first time in my life I met someone hornier than myself. And now I know what it's like to be seen as a piece of meat
I know that feel.
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Old 12-21-2012, 08:30 AM   #24
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Old 12-21-2012, 09:00 AM   #25
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You're dating again?

I know that feel.
yea it's very very new right now so anything can happen but it's going well. Check love line for the thread.
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Old 12-21-2012, 09:06 AM   #26
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Good luck.

Your testosterone will peak after 3-4 days....and then plateau on the 7th. You're going to get angrier much easier as time goes on. Masturbation is a form of stress-reliever.

It's good for you, in that sense, and there are other health benefits I imagine but none that really come to mind right now.
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Old 12-21-2012, 09:11 AM   #27
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Old 12-21-2012, 09:18 AM   #28
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In the end you're really only hurting yourself. From Askmen.com Four ways to help prevent prostate cancer:

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2- Masturbate: How it works: Now before you shake your fist in anger, allow us to explain. By no means is AskMen promoting that men everywhere start masturbating to prevent prostate cancer. But several studies conducted in the last few years have indeed suggested that masturbation protects against prostate cancer. Actually, it was ejaculation, achieved by either sex or masturbation, that showed benefit.

Just how does ejaculation protect against prostate cancer? One theory is that it allows the prostate to clear itself of carcinogens. In other words, masturbation may literally clean your pipes.

How to perform: Yeah, nice try -- thatís for you to figure out. But as far as frequency is concerned, we can give you an estimate for that. According to the largest study of its kind, a 2004 study in the Journal of the American Medical Association, to gain any protective benefit against prostate cancer, more than 12 ejaculations per month (i.e. masturbating or having sex every other day) was necessary. Whatís more, each increase of three ejaculations per week was associated with a 15% decrease in prostate cancer risk.

Read more: http://www.askmen.com/sports/health_...#ixzz2FhSJv8w3
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yea it's very very new right now so anything can happen but it's going well. Check love line for the thread.
Congrats. And I hate you. Good job!
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Old 12-21-2012, 09:37 AM   #31
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Congrats. And I hate you. Good job!
hahah so far so good man. We've made plans 3 weeks out so at least I know she's not planning on bouncing yet.
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Old 12-21-2012, 10:00 AM   #32
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Some people resolve to run a marathon, or give more to charity, or do more community service.

This guy wants an award for not fapping a couple times a month.
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^ That vid was pretty interesting....and when sex finally does happen you're gonna last .2 seconds
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Old 12-21-2012, 12:01 PM   #36
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So, I'm planning on completely giving up masturbation for an entire year for my new years resolution. It should help keep my mind clear, keep me focused and motivated with my goals.

I currently spank it from 1-2 times a week, to 1-2 times a month. So although I'm not going crazy with it, it'll definitely be an adjustment.

It'll also help greatly with self control. I've given up soda for an entire year before... 3 times.

I'm 21 and single. I get with a girl between 1-2 times a month, to once every other month.

Looking for your input to if this could actually do something bad, or things I'm also not considering. And your hate, inspiration and motivation are always welcome :-)

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Old 12-21-2012, 12:42 PM   #39
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so.. your plans for 2013 are to find a fvck buddy?
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