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Old 12-21-2012, 05:10 PM   #61
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Eventually, you're going to wake up to a mess in your bed sheets
i once had a dream where i was in a lobby (imagine one of those corporate lobbies.. like the one in punisher after he throws out all their money.. or in the matrix when they walk thru the metal detectors!!) ok so now you got the idea. so i was getting chased by people with guns (maybe it was like fbi) and so i had to hide around this corner and then it happened, catherine zeta jones butt naked!!! i tripped and plowed my way thru her and used her as a hostage and then when i woke up i noticed my thighs were very sticky
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Old 12-21-2012, 05:26 PM   #62
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Beating it isn't unhealthy unless it's keeping you from actually doing something productive/positive/social.
Thats the whole problem. All these early and mid 90's babies are born into this completely mobile digital environment. I grew up during the advent of 56K, things are vastly different now and will progess exponentially as time goes by. The long-term social and behavioral effects this will have on these kids is immense. And it will only get worse. Like I said its not the mastubating thats the problem, its the stimuli.
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Old 12-21-2012, 10:25 PM   #63
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Old 12-21-2012, 10:27 PM   #64
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Old 12-21-2012, 10:28 PM   #65
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Old 12-21-2012, 11:13 PM   #66
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Good for you? I'm also 21/single and you've inspired me to make my new years resolution to only masturbate once every other day or 3-4 times a week. Prorasturbation is catching up to me.
This. What's wrong with doing battle with the purple-helmeted warrior of love whenever the mood takes you and you got some privacy?
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i once had a dream where i was in a lobby (imagine one of those corporate lobbies.. like the one in punisher after he throws out all their money.. or in the matrix when they walk thru the metal detectors!!) ok so now you got the idea. so i was getting chased by people with guns (maybe it was like fbi) and so i had to hide around this corner and then it happened, catherine zeta jones butt naked!!! i tripped and plowed my way thru her and used her as a hostage and then when i woke up i noticed my thighs were very sticky
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Old 12-21-2012, 11:54 PM   #68
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Old 12-22-2012, 12:10 AM   #69
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Old 12-22-2012, 12:34 AM   #70
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Try it for a while..
The sh1t you typed originally was not very believable....
try it for a year.. keep logs of it,.. and post them up..
fvck it... these guys are are on the internet all the time, and fap 8 times a week.. don't listen to them.
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Try it for a while..
The sh1t you typed originally was not very believable....
try it for a year.. keep logs of it,.. and post them up..
fvck it... these guys are are on the internet all the time, and fap 8 times a week.. don't listen to them.
What wasn't believable??? I was being honest...

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Why would you give up masturbation? So that you can kill a girl with your load when you cum on her face?
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Why would you give up masturbation? So that you can kill a girl with your load when you cum on her face?
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It'll also help greatly with self control. I've given up soda for an entire year before... 3 times.
sounds like great self control....
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