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Old 12-22-2012, 08:08 PM   #1
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Anyone ever been to a massage parlor?

I did some research on clist and rubmaps. I always see a bunch of silver bmws outside..i bet you guys in orange county check these places out too.
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Old 12-27-2012, 03:35 PM   #2
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are we talking massage parlor or "massage parlor"

btw im in santa ana too
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A shady Asian kid WOULD go to a "massage" parlour.
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Old 12-27-2012, 05:00 PM   #4
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why did we all come in here?
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Old 12-27-2012, 06:01 PM   #5
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I went with my gf a few weeks ago in the "couples room". Literally the most amazing thing I've ever done and was worth the money.
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Old 12-28-2012, 02:41 PM   #9
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I went with my gf a few weeks ago in the "couples room". Literally the most amazing thing I've ever done and was worth the money.
explain plz, i've been curious, what's a "couples" room, you massage each other? or what?
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Why would you post that then not any details or pics?
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Ok, sorry. First they start you off with neck wraps to loosen up your muscles with soft music and a waterfall in the "quiet room" before you start the session. Lemon water is offered, too. A couples room is a secluded room with two beds and two masouses. Again, there is light relaxing music playing for the duration of the session. Typically you want to focus on a certain area that is bothersome for your first time. I had my neck, shoulders and hands done. It was amazing. One hour straight of non stop deep tissue therapy. Communication is encouraged to the person massaging you to ensure a proper procedure. Ie: telling her she's doing a good job, certain spots to hit etc.. You can talk to whoever you came in with, but I was so deep in unconscious relaxation that I ignored her for the hour lol. Oh and you have to undress to your own "comfort level" so just my boxers.. There is a towel covering any parts of your body not being worked on.

Tl;dr. If you have a gf, surprise her and get a 1 hour couples session. About $200.
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