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Join Date: Aug 2006
My Ride: '99 328i 300K miles
dmax--January 17 show in Springfield NJ
For some reason, I've got another 5 minutes of mike time to invest in my pursuit to become funny.
Please join me if you can. If not, send surrogate.
I'm going to try to convince someone to have sex with me...hopefully there will be someone suitable--if you know Marisa Tomei, bring her along. Anyway, don't tell anyone about my plan. Also, I'm sorry, but I don't think this sex will be happening in front of you...might not even happen in front of me! sigh
What do you think? Good plan?
Scotty's Steak House & The Comedy Cove
595 Morris Avenue
Springfield, New Jersey
Thursday, January 17, 8 p.m.
Admission is $7, $5 with reservation; 2 drink minimum, free parking...easy access from Rt. 78, 22, GSP, NJT...and they do have a restaurant you can order from and the food is good.
Hope at least a few of you can show up. If you have women in your lives, bring them along please!
You know, if you show up, I'll always be in the General forum to help you out. That's the most I can offer in return for your support and hope it's enough!
As desperate as this sounds, in comedy, 'likes' and 'views,' 'friends,' and 'retweets' really help. If I've ever helped you, please help me by friending, liking, viewing, and retweeting. It makes others think I have a following...it'll take you a minute or less. If you could, I'd really appreciate it!
A recent set--NSFW audio: https://youtu.be/_dcxcZfD6dg
Mangofy your E46!
Last edited by dmax; 01-02-2013 at 08:30 AM.
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