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Old 01-08-2013, 08:34 PM   #41
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She's beautiful. I would marry her and rearrange my life to accommodate her needs, and spend every waking moment looking for funding for a cure. My entire life would be devoted to spinal cord research. Eventually a cure would be found, and she would regain full use of her extremities. I would be the happiest man on earth, and she would leave me for a better looking, younger guy.

So, no. Fvck that bltch.
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Old 01-08-2013, 08:47 PM   #42
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She's beautiful. I would marry her and rearrange my life to accommodate her needs, and spend every waking moment looking for funding for a cure. My entire life would be devoted to spinal cord research. Eventually a cure would be found, and she would regain full use of her extremities. I would be the happiest man on earth, and she would leave me for a better looking, younger guy.

So, no. Fvck that bltch.
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She's beautiful. I would marry her and rearrange my life to accommodate her needs, and spend every waking moment looking for funding for a cure. My entire life would be devoted to spinal cord research. Eventually a cure would be found, and she would regain full use of her extremities. I would be the happiest man on earth, and she would leave me for a better looking, younger guy.

So, no. Fvck that bltch.
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She's beautiful. I would marry her and rearrange my life to accommodate her needs, and spend every waking moment looking for funding for a cure. My entire life would be devoted to spinal cord research. Eventually a cure would be found, and she would regain full use of her extremities. I would be the happiest man on earth, and she would leave me for a better looking, younger guy.

So, no. Fvck that bltch.
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In all seriousness, if it was a girl I was married to, I would stay. The vow reads "for better or worse, in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live." And if I love a girl that much that I'd swear to that, I'd definitely stay. A girlfriend? Probably not...I'd wait around a while to try and make it easier for her, but yeah, I'd leave. But so far there has been only one girl I would have stayed with til the end...and the feeling wasn't mutual. So, it's all hypothetical
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Old 01-08-2013, 09:11 PM   #45
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She's beautiful. I would marry her and rearrange my life to accommodate her needs, and spend every waking moment looking for funding for a cure. My entire life would be devoted to spinal cord research. Eventually a cure would be found, and she would regain full use of her extremities. I would be the happiest man on earth, and she would leave me for a better looking, younger guy.

So, no. Fvck that bltch.
Lmao that is absolutely hilarious
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i would never want to have someone have to deal with my ass if I was a burden. I would expect them to leave me. If they stayed I would not pity them and feel they were weak.
If it's a burden, hell yeah it's a reason to end the relationship. If it's not a burden on the relationship, then no reason to end. Crippled by itself doesn't necessarily mean a burden, and sometimes a burden isn't bad.

Kinda downplays a marriage if you don't follow the "in sickness and in health" vow you made. Just a relationship though, there is nothing very dedicated about that and not a big deal.
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I would stay, I'm married, that's the commitment I gave her.

You're a fvcking pvssy for leaving. Shows what kind of person you are, you'd rather run away so you can get your rocks off with the next girl rather than man up and take care of your partner.

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Depends, if confined to a wheelchair, relationship..no, friends..sure.

Now if it were someone I was already married to or going out with. Idk that's kinda fvckd up leaving them, if they were my wife then no I wouldn't leave them, essentially you marry someone to spend the rest of your life with (hard to believe nowadays). If they became mentally handicapped then its a whole different situation.
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I would stay, I'm married, that's the commitment I gave her.

You're a fvcking pvssy for leaving. Shows what kind of person you are, you'd rather run away so you can get your rocks off with the next girl rather than man up and take care of your partner.

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She's beautiful. I would marry her and rearrange my life to accommodate her needs, and spend every waking moment looking for funding for a cure. My entire life would be devoted to spinal cord research. Eventually a cure would be found, and she would regain full use of her extremities. I would be the happiest man on earth, and she would leave me for a better looking, younger guy.

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If only Lair could make more posts like that and less political posts.
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She's beautiful. I would marry her and rearrange my life to accommodate her needs, and spend every waking moment looking for funding for a cure. My entire life would be devoted to spinal cord research. Eventually a cure would be found, and she would regain full use of her extremities. I would be the happiest man on earth, and she would leave me for a better looking, younger guy.

So, no. Fvck that bltch.
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Married and she isn't a vegetable - I'd stay.
In a relationship - depends on the level of "burden" at that point. Smokin' hot wheel-chair chick, probably stick around. Retarded due to brain injury? Not sticking around.

p.s. Lair can quit the forum now. His best post ever is behind him... there is no up from here
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i was under the assumption that your fiance was in a relationship with someone with mental deficiencies.
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and I am married for better or for worse, sickness or in health, blah, blah
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If you guys knew Lair personally (like I do), you'd be laughing even harder. I'm wiping tears from my eyes from my eyes.
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