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Old 01-11-2013, 09:54 AM   #61
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I half ass guess my quarterly estimates and usually come in within $300 of each of state and federal when I file my return. Sometimes I owe a little interest. Cheaper than paying an accountant to do the math for me.
Yes, true but getting an accountant is a much easier way to deal with things especially if you have a complex tax return.

My accountant doesn't charge me anything for tax and other accounting work because I'm sleeping with her.

And because she'll be my wife in 6 months...
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Old 01-11-2013, 10:26 AM   #62
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Old 01-11-2013, 10:32 AM   #63
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:13 AM   #64
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two things: A: how is the fleshlight gonna give you that sexy smile thing like she does and B: in for group buy
1.) Use fleshlight.
2.) Watch Stoya POV video while using said fleshlight.
3.) ???
4.) Profit.

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Neither. Roof is keeping the house dry. But can tell it is time. Some of the shingles are starting to curl up on the corners and seeing more and more of the ashpault pebbles on my driveway after hard rains. Plus the front half of the garage roof gets little sun and is growing moss like life on it. It has been 25 years. It's time.
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I hate writing that big fvcking check to them every year, while these broke ass people talk about getting $5k refund and blowing it in two weeks. UGGGHGHHH
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Old 01-11-2013, 12:57 PM   #68
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Neither. Roof is keeping the house dry. But can tell it is time. Some of the shingles are starting to curl up on the corners and seeing more and more of the ashpault pebbles on my driveway after hard rains. Plus the front half of the garage roof gets little sun and is growing moss like life on it. It has been 25 years. It's time.
This makes me feel old.
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1.) Use fleshlight.
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i guess step 3 has to be sell semen to a bank...i mean it's e46fanatic semen...it may as well be the building blocks of life for success. Just look at f2b.
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Old 01-11-2013, 01:19 PM   #70
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i guess step 3 has to be sell semen to a bank...i mean it's e46fanatic semen...it may as well be the building blocks of life for success. Just look at f2b.
I'm pretty sure my instructions aren't even vaild for e46ot. All of our semen is left inside our supermodel girlfriends.
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Old 01-11-2013, 01:21 PM   #71
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Yes, true but getting an accountant is a much easier way to deal with things especially if you have a complex tax return.

My accountant doesn't charge me anything for tax and other accounting work because I'm sleeping with her.

And because she'll be my wife in 6 months...
Can I get in on this deal?

Are you married to an accountant?

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I hate writing that big fvcking check to them every year, while these broke ass people talk about getting $5k refund and blowing it in two weeks. UGGGHGHHH
THIS broke ass is expecting a refund over $10,000 ...

And I give myself 3 weeks

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Old 01-11-2013, 01:34 PM   #73
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Can I get in on this deal?

Are you married to an accountant?

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Not yet but I will be.

Ever since we've been together, I feel like my money goes a lot further than before... This is the exact opposite scenario of any other girl I've dated.
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Old 01-11-2013, 01:40 PM   #74
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Not yet but I will be.

Ever since we've been together, I feel like my money goes a lot further than before... This is the exact opposite scenario of any other girl I've dated.
My partner in crime's uncles run a very successful accounting firm here. The further they stretch her dollar the further she spends
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Not yet but I will be.

Ever since we've been together, I feel like my money goes a lot further than before... This is the exact opposite scenario of any other girl I've dated.
i need to find a hot female accountant if this is true...where do you find those at??
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i need to find a hot female accountant if this is true...where do you find those at??
You have a few options. If you want entry level accountants target the local hangouts near business schools. If you are looking for someone more senior then figure out where people from Deloitte, KPMG or PWC go for happy hour.

The tricky part will be not coming across as a creep. Good luck.
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You have a few options. If you want entry level accountants target the local hangouts near business schools. If you are looking for someone more senior then figure out where people from Deloitte, KPMG or PWC go for happy hour.

The tricky part will be not coming across as a creep. Good luck.
Yup, trick is to find the ones that aren't crazy, creepy, or weird.

I met mine in college.
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