What are you doing with your tax return?

Originally Posted by brew

I half ass guess my quarterly estimates and usually come in within $300 of each of state and federal when I file my return. Sometimes I owe a little interest. Cheaper than paying an accountant to do the math for me.

Yes, true but getting an accountant is a much easier way to deal with things especially if you have a complex tax return.

My accountant doesn't charge me anything for tax and other accounting work because I'm sleeping with her.

And because she'll be my wife in 6 months...

Originally Posted by SamDoe1

My accountant doesn't charge me anything for tax and other accounting work because I'm sleeping with her.

Originally Posted by GRIFFIN

Fleshlight with stoya pvssy insert
http://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight...ht-toys/stoya/

two things: A: how is the fleshlight gonna give you that sexy smile thing like she does and B: in for group buy

Originally Posted by mcr_driver

two things: A: how is the fleshlight gonna give you that sexy smile thing like she does and B: in for group buy

1.) Use fleshlight.
2.) Watch Stoya POV video while using said fleshlight.
3.) ???
4.) Profit.

Originally Posted by Green_Shine

Only newbs get a return.

Originally Posted by JonJon

A properly maintained roof in PA should last 25 years

Poor venting? Water damage

Neither. Roof is keeping the house dry. But can tell it is time. Some of the shingles are starting to curl up on the corners and seeing more and more of the ashpault pebbles on my driveway after hard rains. Plus the front half of the garage roof gets little sun and is growing moss like life on it. It has been 25 years. It's time.

I hate writing that big fvcking check to them every year, while these broke ass people talk about getting $5k refund and blowing it in two weeks. UGGGHGHHH

Originally Posted by Mark M

Neither. Roof is keeping the house dry. But can tell it is time. Some of the shingles are starting to curl up on the corners and seeing more and more of the ashpault pebbles on my driveway after hard rains. Plus the front half of the garage roof gets little sun and is growing moss like life on it. It has been 25 years. It's time.

This makes me feel old.

Originally Posted by SamDoe1

1.) Use fleshlight.
2.) Watch Stoya POV video while using said fleshlight.
3.) ???
4.) Profit.

i guess step 3 has to be sell semen to a bank...i mean it's e46fanatic semen...it may as well be the building blocks of life for success. Just look at f2b.

Originally Posted by mcr_driver

i guess step 3 has to be sell semen to a bank...i mean it's e46fanatic semen...it may as well be the building blocks of life for success. Just look at f2b.

I'm pretty sure my instructions aren't even vaild for e46ot. All of our semen is left inside our supermodel girlfriends.

Originally Posted by SamDoe1

Yes, true but getting an accountant is a much easier way to deal with things especially if you have a complex tax return.

My accountant doesn't charge me anything for tax and other accounting work because I'm sleeping with her.

And because she'll be my wife in 6 months...

Can I get in on this deal?

Are you married to an accountant?

[bimmerapp]

Originally Posted by jmcdolej

I hate writing that big fvcking check to them every year, while these broke ass people talk about getting $5k refund and blowing it in two weeks. UGGGHGHHH

THIS broke ass is expecting a refund over $10,000 ...

And I give myself 3 weeks

[bimmerapp]

Originally Posted by XKxRome0ox

Can I get in on this deal?

Are you married to an accountant?

[bimmerapp]

Not yet but I will be.

Ever since we've been together, I feel like my money goes a lot further than before... This is the exact opposite scenario of any other girl I've dated.

Originally Posted by SamDoe1

Not yet but I will be.

Ever since we've been together, I feel like my money goes a lot further than before... This is the exact opposite scenario of any other girl I've dated.

My partner in crime's uncles run a very successful accounting firm here. The further they stretch her dollar the further she spends

i'm going to pay my taxes

Originally Posted by SamDoe1

Not yet but I will be.

Ever since we've been together, I feel like my money goes a lot further than before... This is the exact opposite scenario of any other girl I've dated.

i need to find a hot female accountant if this is true...where do you find those at??

Originally Posted by mcr_driver

i need to find a hot female accountant if this is true...where do you find those at??

You have a few options. If you want entry level accountants target the local hangouts near business schools. If you are looking for someone more senior then figure out where people from Deloitte, KPMG or PWC go for happy hour.

The tricky part will be not coming across as a creep. Good luck.

I'm getting ~$19 for my tax return.

CSLs breh

Originally Posted by casino is no lie

You have a few options. If you want entry level accountants target the local hangouts near business schools. If you are looking for someone more senior then figure out where people from Deloitte, KPMG or PWC go for happy hour.

The tricky part will be not coming across as a creep. Good luck.

Yup, trick is to find the ones that aren't crazy, creepy, or weird.

I met mine in college.