dmax--January 17 show in Springfield NJ

dmax · 01-02-2013, 07:59 AM

For some reason, I've got another 5 minutes of mike time to invest in my pursuit to become funny.

Please join me if you can. If not, send surrogate.

I'm going to try to convince someone to have sex with me...hopefully there will be someone suitable--if you know Marisa Tomei, bring her along. Anyway, don't tell anyone about my plan. Also, I'm sorry, but I don't think this sex will be happening in front of you...might not even happen in front of me! sigh

What do you think? Good plan?

Scotty's Steak House & The Comedy Cove
595 Morris Avenue
Springfield, New Jersey

Thursday, January 17, 8 p.m.

Reservations: 973-376-3840

Admission is $7, $5 with reservation; 2 drink minimum, free parking...easy access from Rt. 78, 22, GSP, NJT...and they do have a restaurant you can order from and the food is good.

*******

Hope at least a few of you can show up. If you have women in your lives, bring them along please!

You know, if you show up, I'll always be in the General forum to help you out. That's the most I can offer in return for your support and hope it's enough!

dmax · 01-07-2013, 12:51 PM

So, anyone happen to think they'll be able to make it? I'd appreciate any support you can offer!

Zell · 01-07-2013, 12:59 PM

If I ever end up living in/near New York or NJ this upcoming year, I will go to every show.

You'll know who I am because you'll see the E46 parked next to you

That being said, I can't go

joeski3d · 01-07-2013, 01:23 PM

Bad timing bro.
Hope you have a good show.
You can do it,
don'cha know!

'busa · 01-07-2013, 03:00 PM

I like Marisa Tomei, too!

dmax · 01-09-2013, 08:25 PM

Thank you guys! Maybe someone doesn't know me so well and will come! lol

dmax · 01-11-2013, 05:55 AM

I see how it is...

I think I'm going to start trolling Fanatics and not help anyone anymore, unless they come to my show, or really suck up to me in some thread!

dmax · 01-15-2013, 05:01 AM

Getting closer...anyone happen to have some really funny jokes or something?

Breyton-BMW · 01-15-2013, 10:19 AM

If it weren't for the Pacific ocean in the way, I would go. Good luck on your show.

dmax · 01-17-2013, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breyton-BMW

If it weren't for the Pacific ocean in the way, I would go. Good luck on your show.

Have you tried filling your tires with helium? You know my car can float on water, right? I use those mud racing tires and they get surprisingly good traction in water...better in salt water.

Thank you, Breyton! Maybe some day.

How do you think beastiality humor would go over in the Philippines?

Breyton-BMW · 01-17-2013, 10:18 PM

Lol! I'm sure it would be a hit here.

01-02-2013, 07:59 AM	#1
dmax Stay stock my friends! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Unit I Posts: 21,163 My Ride: '99 328i 1.03809 mu View My Garage	dmax--January 17 show in Springfield NJ For some reason, I've got another 5 minutes of mike time to invest in my pursuit to become funny. Please join me if you can. If not, send surrogate. I'm going to try to convince someone to have sex with me...hopefully there will be someone suitable--if you know Marisa Tomei, bring her along. Anyway, don't tell anyone about my plan. Also, I'm sorry, but I don't think this sex will be happening in front of you...might not even happen in front of me! sigh What do you think? Good plan? Scotty's Steak House & The Comedy Cove 595 Morris Avenue Springfield, New Jersey Thursday, January 17, 8 p.m. Reservations: 973-376-3840 Admission is $7, $5 with reservation; 2 drink minimum, free parking...easy access from Rt. 78, 22, GSP, NJT...and they do have a restaurant you can order from and the food is good. ******* Hope at least a few of you can show up. If you have women in your lives, bring them along please! You know, if you show up, I'll always be in the General forum to help you out. That's the most I can offer in return for your support and hope it's enough! __________________ This huge woman, like 400 pounds comes up to me and says, "Doug, I would rock your world." I replied, "but I need to breathe." The girl in my sig:http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthr...highlight=dmax Last edited by dmax; 01-02-2013 at 08:30 AM.

01-07-2013, 12:51 PM	#2
dmax Stay stock my friends! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Unit I Posts: 21,163 My Ride: '99 328i 1.03809 mu View My Garage	So, anyone happen to think they'll be able to make it? I'd appreciate any support you can offer! __________________ This huge woman, like 400 pounds comes up to me and says, "Doug, I would rock your world." I replied, "but I need to breathe." The girl in my sig:http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthr...highlight=dmax

01-07-2013, 12:59 PM	#3
Zell Wears carbon fiber boxers Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 3,697 My Ride: 330Ci ZHP 6sp View My Garage	If I ever end up living in/near New York or NJ this upcoming year, I will go to every show. You'll know who I am because you'll see the E46 parked next to you That being said, I can't go __________________ E46Fanatic's resident mathemagician

01-07-2013, 01:23 PM	#4
joeski3d Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 509 My Ride: 2000 323i View My Garage	Bad timing bro. Hope you have a good show. You can do it, don'cha know! __________________ Ballbusters Inc. DISCLAIMER: No balls were physically hurt during the reading of this post. Should redness and/or swelling occur consult your gynecologist immediately.

01-07-2013, 03:00 PM	#5
'busa Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: FL Posts: 1,446 My Ride: E90 335i (sold) View My Garage	I like Marisa Tomei, too! __________________

01-09-2013, 08:25 PM	#6
dmax Stay stock my friends! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Unit I Posts: 21,163 My Ride: '99 328i 1.03809 mu View My Garage	Thank you guys! Maybe someone doesn't know me so well and will come! lol __________________ This huge woman, like 400 pounds comes up to me and says, "Doug, I would rock your world." I replied, "but I need to breathe." The girl in my sig:http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthr...highlight=dmax

01-11-2013, 05:55 AM	#7
dmax Stay stock my friends! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Unit I Posts: 21,163 My Ride: '99 328i 1.03809 mu View My Garage	I see how it is... I think I'm going to start trolling Fanatics and not help anyone anymore, unless they come to my show, or really suck up to me in some thread! __________________ This huge woman, like 400 pounds comes up to me and says, "Doug, I would rock your world." I replied, "but I need to breathe." The girl in my sig:http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthr...highlight=dmax

01-15-2013, 05:01 AM	#8
dmax Stay stock my friends! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Unit I Posts: 21,163 My Ride: '99 328i 1.03809 mu View My Garage	Getting closer...anyone happen to have some really funny jokes or something? __________________ This huge woman, like 400 pounds comes up to me and says, "Doug, I would rock your world." I replied, "but I need to breathe." The girl in my sig:http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthr...highlight=dmax

01-15-2013, 10:19 AM	#9
Breyton-BMW Registered User Join Date: May 2007 Location: Philippines Posts: 4,386 My Ride: Ti View My Garage	If it weren't for the Pacific ocean in the way, I would go. Good luck on your show. __________________

01-17-2013, 10:18 PM	#11
Breyton-BMW Registered User Join Date: May 2007 Location: Philippines Posts: 4,386 My Ride: Ti View My Garage	Lol! I'm sure it would be a hit here. __________________

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