dmax--January 17 show in Springfield NJ

For some reason, I've got another 5 minutes of mike time to invest in my pursuit to become funny.

Please join me if you can. If not, send surrogate.

I'm going to try to convince someone to have sex with me...hopefully there will be someone suitable--if you know Marisa Tomei, bring her along. Anyway, don't tell anyone about my plan. Also, I'm sorry, but I don't think this sex will be happening in front of you...might not even happen in front of me! sigh

What do you think? Good plan?

Scotty's Steak House & The Comedy Cove
595 Morris Avenue
Springfield, New Jersey

Thursday, January 17, 8 p.m.

Reservations: 973-376-3840

Admission is $7, $5 with reservation; 2 drink minimum, free parking...easy access from Rt. 78, 22, GSP, NJT...and they do have a restaurant you can order from and the food is good.

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Hope at least a few of you can show up. If you have women in your lives, bring them along please!

You know, if you show up, I'll always be in the General forum to help you out. That's the most I can offer in return for your support and hope it's enough!

Getting closer...maybe one of you will be able to make it.

I promise, I'll be funnier than I am here...and if 5 of you attend, I'll do autophiliac humor!

Come on, folks, if I've helped you here, would really appreciate your show of support! (That's my begging! lol)

Bump for a great man, great comedian, and peanut butter/beagle connoisseur

I might actually be doing some beagle humor and talk about fanatics...but I never know what I'm going to do until 20 secs. before I get up!

Doug, youre in luck...
Ill be there with at least one guest.

Doug do you ever record your shows and post em up on YouTube? I'm interested in checking them out.

Originally Posted by FastHackem

Doug do you ever record your shows and post em up on YouTube? I'm interested in checking them out.

Do you like sideways videos??

Originally Posted by FastHackem

Doug do you ever record your shows and post em up on YouTube? I'm interested in checking them out.

I've got a few on youtube...search 'dmax stand up'

The 8 min long vid that's sideways was pretty good...if you're not black!

I keep meaning to come check you out. I live down the block and see you in "The Ticket" section of the Ledger all the time

Originally Posted by TOMMY G

I keep meaning to come check you out. I live down the block and see you in "The Ticket" section of the Ledger all the time

Um, really? I'm in the ticket section? Hmmm...you mean Scotty's Comedy Cove?

I'm just a guy with 5 mins. at their mike, but would love for you to attend sometime...

I have my opening, so know I'll be funny for at least 5-7 secs.

Originally Posted by E46Mango

Do you like sideways videos??

Dang, you were serious. I found the video and was laughing right from the start because of the excellent filming style. I need to try and load it up on my iPad so my neck doesnt hurt so bad. LMAO

Anyway, BUMP!! Thursday is soon approaching, get your tickets now, before its sold out....

I have an opening designed just with the Fanatic in mind. I can't ruin it by telling you, though if you want to try to guess, that'd be okay!

Thank you for the bump, Fast!

Oh dang, please tell me you are going to drift onto stage in a stanced out 325i and then proceed to do massive burnouts until either the fern green tires pop or the cooling system explodes.

Originally Posted by FastHackem

Oh dang, please tell me you are going to drift onto stage in a stanced out 325i and then proceed to do massive burnouts until either the fern green tires pop or the cooling system explodes.

I wish I could tell you that, but I can't. Just me, a mike, and a hot woman!

Please film. I can't afford a plane ticket. Bump.

Probably coming with me +3
4 in all.

Originally Posted by FastHackem

Please film. I can't afford a plane ticket. Bump.

Whip probably will for me, but one thing I'm learning is that there are thieves in the comedy world, so I really need to be careful. I know it sounds stupid, but I'm trying to be serious about this comedy stuff, and some within the community honestly, I'm sorry to say, seem to have no qualms about taking an idea from another...maybe massaging it a bit so they have plausible deniability...and a guilt free theft.

Originally Posted by BeMyWhip

Probably coming with me +3
4 in all.

George, that's so great of you...really is! I hope I get to buy you that M some day! Fingers crossed!

Doug

We all have to self-promote, some where, some how, some times.

Sorry to bother you folks, but I need to do this. I'm not making any money on this, just for the record...seems like that won't be for years, but I've not given up yet!

Its tonight folks and there are only like 32 tickets left. Get em while they are hot. Ok I lied, there are probably more than 32 tickets left....but still. BUMP TTT

Originally Posted by FastHackem

Its tonight folks and there are only like 32 tickets left. Get em while they are hot. Ok I lied, there are probably more than 32 tickets left....but still. BUMP TTT

Ha...thank you!

Usually there are at least 50-75 there. Not a huge venue, but the place is usually filled.

Getting my pre-show gitters, worried that no one will come and I won't be funny and end up just crying my whole 5 mins. That would actually be pretty funny!