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Old 01-17-2013, 10:35 AM   #1
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Women struggling to drink water.

I immediately replaced water with semen. My semen. On their faces. Because pervert.

This one knows what she's doing. Just look at her.





The guzzler?





I've seen movies like this before... the plot ends up a little differently, though.





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This is a "thing"? Some guys need to leave mom's basement and see the light of day.

No offense OP, not directed at you.
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much better: women alone laughing with salad

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Old 01-17-2013, 10:43 AM   #4
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No offense OP, not directed at you.
I said the same thing. Then I looked at their facial expressions and...

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I know a lot of third world countries where the women wouldn't waste water like that. They'd be swallowing every last drop until it was dry.
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