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Old 01-17-2013, 12:59 PM   #34001
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:09 PM   #34002
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wow... AUDIO FAIL! Thanks for fvcking up my ears for the day
Change it to 240p.

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Old 01-17-2013, 01:39 PM   #34004
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ps- only tools say "fail" you hipster.
who still uses the term "tool"
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:42 PM   #34005
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Sorry, not up on all the hip stuff without a facebook.
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Pretty sure people stopped using the word "tool" prior to the release of FB...
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are you talking about my fvck stick? Are you saying there is something wrong with my gear?
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:16 PM   #34010
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You made a mention to not having FB, "tool" was the January 13th 2005 Urban Word of the Day according to Urban Dictionary (great source, I know). Facebook was created in 2004 and didn't really gain popularity until years following when it extended out of the Harvard market and to the West coast. Urban slang will have a longevity of maybe a year tops, to be courteous to you I'll round to 1.5 years. So given that the term would die out by mid 2006, prior to the expansion that FB made to the popular level it is today.

Therefore your argument is invalid

Just fvcking with you man, not get a hug today or something?

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are you talking about my fvck stick? Are you saying there is something wrong with my gear?
Have you every thought about upgrading to a newer model? With the advances in technology over the past decade previous models are leaps and bounds behind what is currently available...some places offer trade in programs and incentives.

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[QUOTE=klubeck;15070328]You made a mention to not having FB, "tool" was the January 13th 2005 Urban Word of the Day according to Urban Dictionary (great source, I know). Facebook was created in 2004 and didn't really gain popularity until years following when it extended out of the Harvard market and to the West coast. Urban slang will have a longevity of maybe a year tops, to be courteous to you I'll round to 1.5 years. So given that the term would die out by mid 2006, prior to the expansion that FB made to the popular level it is today.

Therefore your argument is invalid

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