Alright... which one of you guys was this?

joeski3d · 01-24-2013, 10:45 AM

Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Tony Lands' Florida Home

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2533967.html

Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports.

The Lands told police they were in their bedroom at around 7 p.m. Monday when they heard a noise that sounded like thunder, according to Fox 4 Now. Tony went outside and says he saw Bruni on top of the roof, completely naked. Bruni allegedly jumped down on top of Land, ABC 7 reported, then knocked him over by hitting him in the shoulder.

The Lands say Bruni ran into the house, pulled a big-screen TV off the wall, and spilled the contents of a vacuum onto the floor. Around this time, LaDonna grabbed a gun and began firing at the nude intruder. She missed, and the couple called 911.

"I don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house," Tony can be heard saying on the recording.

mcr_driver · 01-24-2013, 10:51 AM

Must've been F2B or (insert random person annoys OT)

Eliott's-BMW · 01-24-2013, 10:52 AM

Griffin did it...

mcr_driver · 01-24-2013, 11:27 AM

Couldn't be Griffin doesn't have to leave his home to fap. It'd be too far from his compendium of fap material.

wasp9166 · 01-24-2013, 12:31 PM

creatine, just don't

illestminimike · 01-24-2013, 03:55 PM

Maybe dmax?

GRIFFIN · 01-24-2013, 03:57 PM

i have issues sh1tting outside my house.

zuckuss00 · 01-24-2013, 04:12 PM

Sounds like SollyD to me...?

evolved · 01-24-2013, 04:47 PM

Bath salts are a b1tch.

Big Rick · 01-24-2013, 06:06 PM

Don't know why I thought of this place when I read this... But it is hilarious. Didn't see it posted here already...

Quote:

Gregory Matthew Bruni

In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators -- but rarely is one man the total package.

When Tony and LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof, the night had just begun. Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports.

The Lands told police they were in their bedroom at around 7 p.m. Monday when they heard a noise that sounded like thunder, according to Fox 4 Now. Tony went outside and says he saw Bruni on top of the roof, completely naked. Bruni allegedly jumped down on top of Land, ABC 7 reported, then knocked him over by hitting him in the shoulder.

The Lands say Bruni ran into the house, pulled a big-screen TV off the wall, and spilled the contents of a vacuum onto the floor. Around this time, LaDonna grabbed a gun and began firing at the nude intruder. She missed, and the couple called 911.

"I don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house," Tony can be heard saying on the recording.

The Lands told authorities that after shots were fired, Bruni began whacking the mole in their living room before heading into their son's bedroom to rub some clothing on his face.

When deputies arrived, they attempted to control Bruni, who they say was wildly flailing around and speaking nonsensically. They also discovered that Bruni had defecated on the floor in two spots within the home.

At some point during the ruckus, investigators say, Bruni sucked up the contents of the vacuum, then spit it back out.

Bruni was taken into custody and transported to a hospital for evaluation, where doctors reportedly told deputies they planned to conduct tests to determine "what Bruni was on."

Bruni has been charged with criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting arrest without violence.

Let's Recap The Allegations Against Bruni:

1.Got naked, climbed onto the Lands' roof.

2.Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder.

3.Ran into Lands' house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor.

4.Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land.

5.Masturbated in the living room.

6.Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands' son's room.

7.Defecated on the floor in two places.

8.Drank the contents of the vacuum.

GRIFFIN · 01-24-2013, 06:06 PM

r.

Big Rick · 01-24-2013, 06:14 PM

repost?

GRIFFIN · 01-24-2013, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Rick

repost?

yep.

GRIFFIN · 01-24-2013, 06:20 PM

VALMONT · 01-24-2013, 06:23 PM

MDydinanM · 01-24-2013, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Rick

repost?

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=967414

Brucifer325 · 01-24-2013, 08:55 PM

Kpeng?

bimmerfan08 · 01-24-2013, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolved

Bath salts are a b1tch.

SPDSKTR · 01-25-2013, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GRIFFIN

joeski3d · 01-25-2013, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Rick

repost?

You're too slow for my beat.

01-24-2013, 10:45 AM	#1
joeski3d Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 512 My Ride: 2000 323i View My Garage	Alright... which one of you guys was this? Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Tony Lands' Florida Home http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2533967.html Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports. The Lands told police they were in their bedroom at around 7 p.m. Monday when they heard a noise that sounded like thunder, according to Fox 4 Now. Tony went outside and says he saw Bruni on top of the roof, completely naked. Bruni allegedly jumped down on top of Land, ABC 7 reported, then knocked him over by hitting him in the shoulder. The Lands say Bruni ran into the house, pulled a big-screen TV off the wall, and spilled the contents of a vacuum onto the floor. Around this time, LaDonna grabbed a gun and began firing at the nude intruder. She missed, and the couple called 911. "I don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house," Tony can be heard saying on the recording. __________________ Ballbusters Inc. DISCLAIMER: No balls were physically hurt during the reading of this post. Should redness and/or swelling occur consult your gynecologist immediately. Last edited by joeski3d; 01-24-2013 at 10:46 AM.

01-24-2013, 10:51 AM	#2
mcr_driver Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: los angeles Posts: 26,245 My Ride: my favorite two feet View My Garage	Must've been F2B or (insert random person annoys OT) __________________

01-24-2013, 10:52 AM	#3
Eliott's-BMW Registered User Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: TX-DFW Posts: 1,080 My Ride: E46 3-Pedal Mafia View My Garage	Griffin did it... __________________ Who has the skills? e30 project "May GOD grant you DOUBLE the amount you wish upon me!"

01-24-2013, 11:27 AM	#4
mcr_driver Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: los angeles Posts: 26,245 My Ride: my favorite two feet View My Garage	Couldn't be Griffin doesn't have to leave his home to fap. It'd be too far from his compendium of fap material. __________________

01-24-2013, 03:55 PM	#6
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01-24-2013, 04:12 PM	#8
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01-24-2013, 04:47 PM	#9
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01-24-2013, 06:14 PM	#12
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Brucifer325 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Gulfport, MS Posts: 85 My Ride: 2000 328Ci View My Garage	Kpeng? __________________ "Love Us with Money, or We'll Hate you with Hammers!" - Milk & Cheese BMWCCA# 147961

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