Rand Paul wants Obama to Resign. You won't believe why. LOL!!!

phrozen06 · 01-25-2013, 12:27 PM

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blog...c-scandal.html

Quote:

January 23, 2013
OBAMA URGED TO RESIGN OVER BEYONCÉ SCANDAL
Posted by Andy Borowitz

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately.

"By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President's second term," said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). "The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once."

While many in the media have blamed Beyoncé for the lip-synching controversy, Mr. Paul said, "We must remember that this happened on President Obama's watch."

Mr. Paul said that the White House's refusal to comment on the Beyoncé crisis "only serves the argument that this President has something to hide."

"If Beyoncé lip-synched the national anthem, how do we know President Obama didn't lip-sync his oath of office?" he said. "If that's the case, he's not legally President. But just to be on the safe side, he should resign anyway."

Mr. Paul also blasted Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for her testimony on Benghazi before the Senate today: "Her tactic of answering each and every question we asked her didn't fool anyone."

And we wonder why nothing gets done in congress. America this is your tea party.

That's right..........the people you voted for during the 2010 midterms.

TiAg2247 · 01-25-2013, 12:29 PM

How in the HELL do these ass clowns ever make it to public office?!?!?! Jesus Christ.

kaput · 01-25-2013, 12:30 PM

Unreal.

badfast · 01-25-2013, 12:34 PM

This can't be real

not real:
http://www.webpronews.com/obama-not-...eyonce-2013-01

casino is no lie · 01-25-2013, 12:36 PM

I have no faith in humanity.

evolved · 01-25-2013, 12:38 PM

If this is for real......

Act of God · 01-25-2013, 12:42 PM

Sounds like something from the onion. I would be quite shocked if this is real

Act of God · 01-25-2013, 12:43 PM

Ahhh, op is retarded I see lol

'busa · 01-25-2013, 12:46 PM

2000_328CI · 01-25-2013, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badfast

This can't be real

not real:
http://www.webpronews.com/obama-not-...eyonce-2013-01

Quote:

Obama Is Not Being Asked to Resign Over Beyonce's Lip-Sync, Put Away Your Twitchy Tweeting Thumbs You Gullible Lot

5ynd1cat3 · 01-25-2013, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Act of God

Ahhh, op is retarded I see lol

Old news is old

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bimmerfan08 · 01-25-2013, 01:33 PM

I chuckled

Wes · 01-25-2013, 01:52 PM

lol op is a retard

Rhumb · 01-25-2013, 03:27 PM

Certainly not real, but that it is so plausible is itself scary.

Too bad, that would have given the Birthers a newer devious conspiracy to latch onto.

5ynd1cat3 · 01-25-2013, 04:15 PM

ITT: OP attempts to rustle jimmies.

Fails dismally.

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Lair · 01-25-2013, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 5ynd1cat3

ITT: OP attempts to rustle jimmies.

Fails dismally.

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You're in here.

Act of God · 01-25-2013, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhumb

Certainly not real, but that it is so plausible is itself scary.

Too bad, that would have given the Birthers a newer devious conspiracy to latch onto.

Not believable from Rand Paul, maybe some yahoo out in the middle of nowhere...but not Rand Paul.

Lair · 01-25-2013, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Act of God

Not believable from Rand Paul, maybe some yahoo out in the middle of nowhere...but not Rand Paul.

That's almost as beliveable as that pitiful rug he wears on top of his head.

What is that? Roadkill weasel?

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01-25-2013, 12:34 PM	#4
badfast Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Here Posts: 414 My Ride: A Car View My Garage	This can't be real not real: http://www.webpronews.com/obama-not-...eyonce-2013-01 Last edited by badfast; 01-25-2013 at 12:36 PM.

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Act of God Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: NY Posts: 330 My Ride: your girl View My Garage	Sounds like something from the onion. I would be quite shocked if this is real __________________ “Can't you see that in the world we live in, political lies are just corporate decisions.” - Testament

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Act of God Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: NY Posts: 330 My Ride: your girl View My Garage	Ahhh, op is retarded I see lol __________________ “Can't you see that in the world we live in, political lies are just corporate decisions.” - Testament

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01-25-2013, 03:27 PM	#14
Rhumb Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 76 My Ride: 2001 M3 Coupe View My Garage	Certainly not real, but that it is so plausible is itself scary. Too bad, that would have given the Birthers a newer devious conspiracy to latch onto. Last edited by Rhumb; 01-25-2013 at 03:28 PM.

01-25-2013, 04:15 PM	#15
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