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Old 01-29-2013, 12:25 PM   #21
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Haha ok thanks guys. I was just wondering, in my rare moments of universe questioning, why humans lack mating calls and what would be potential mating calls.

Apparently we flirt to woo so there really is no real mating call but rather a series of sounds pieced together in a way that appeals to each individual woman.. Sigh I hate conclusions such as this
Humans are one of few animals that have sex for pleasure. The mating calls you're referring to are to reproduce, not a one night stand.
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Humans are one of few animals that have sex for pleasure. The mating calls you're referring to are to reproduce, not a one night stand.
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Humans are one of few animals that have sex for pleasure.
Humans have sex to reproduce. Pleasure is simply evolution's way of tricking humans to doing it as often as possible, thus increasing the odds of expanding ones gene pool.

Simply because we've learned to cheat the system does not invalidate the sole purpose of sex (i.e., procreation).
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Humans have sex to reproduce. Pleasure is simply evolution's way of tricking humans to doing it as often as possible, thus increasing the odds of expanding ones gene pool.

Simply because we've learned to cheat the system does not invalidate the sole purpose of sex (i.e., procreation).
I know dolphins are another animal, so is it an intelligence factor? That we're intelligent enough to figure out the loophole of pulling out?
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:52 PM   #25
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Don't dolphins just release semen into the water? I know that many aquatic species do this
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I know dolphins are another animal, so is it an intelligence factor? That we're intelligent enough to figure out the loophole of pulling out?
I do not know enough about Dolphin procreation to comment with any authority.

But what you wrote has me thinking. If you and I are in an evolutionary race, technically it's adventitious for me to remove you as my competitor by tricking available women to have sex with me instead of you. This reduces your opportunities to procreate. And I am likely to only save my seed for those who are genetically superior. The rest I can pull out
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I do not know enough about Dolphin procreation to comment with any authority.

But what you wrote has me thinking. If you and I are in an evolutionary race, technically it's adventitious for me to remove you as my competitor by tricking available women to have sex with me instead of you. This reduces your opportunities to procreate. And I am likely to only save my seed for those who are genetically superior. The rest I can pull out
Don't forget.. You gotta finish at the right time
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I remember dolphins being one of the animals, and I think primates, too. Those are three of the most intelligent animals. I wonder if intelligence factors into sex life. Hence why we're the most intelligent, because we succeeded in procreating better because of increase of potential insemination.
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The old Jedi mind trick...good one!

Or, you can use this call...don't tell anyone...

"I think you're beautiful, I enjoyed talking with you yesterday, and I was wondering if you'd care to join me for dinner?"

or

"I think you're beautiful, would love to talk with you more, and was hoping you'd join me for dinner sometime?"

or in a supermarket vegetable aisle, with a perfectly straight face, you ask a woman, "do you know how to tell if a cucumber is ripe? I mean, should it be soft or hard?"

You guys...so young, so innocent.

It's really what you say, not how you say it, at least that's what it is in the long run. You will not want to be with a woman for long if she falls for the 'speaking from the diaphragm trick'--at least, I don't think so.

Oh, another thing you could do that I've found successful is read a book called "Salt" and talk to her about the history of salted herring. If she seems interested at all...that's the one for you!
You'd be fuucked if you were our age competing with us for women. That cornball sh1t is a dime a dozen and does not work. Women will say it does but we all know they are crazy and wrong a lot.

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Was supposed to be a witty comment...
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The longer you're in there the greater the chance of your parents coming home early and ruining everything. GOSH! I wish they would stop ruining my life
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The longer you're in there the greater the chance of your parents coming home early and ruining everything. GOSH! I wish they would stop ruining my life
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Was supposed to be a witty comment...
oh ok. sorry I missed it lol
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You'd be fuucked if you were our age competing with us for women. That cornball sh1t is a dime a dozen and does not work. Women will say it does but we all know they are crazy and wrong a lot.



what?
Oooo, sorry, forgot the most important part. There's this part of a woman that if you touch it the right way, those corny lines above work fine.

I do know many of them are crazy and wrong a lot. My soon to be ex and I had a fight about which way was right and which way left. Those were the days!

...and there's this other spot, but you guys are too young, mostly. I just can't in good conscience give you the coordinates...it'd probably work against my evolutionary destiny.
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That made no sense but ok?
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lol I know plenty of ugly dudes that get girls. I laughed though.
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