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Old 01-29-2013, 03:24 PM   #21
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seriously skip it. You're going to have a great time, post lots of pics on fb, receive many likes and comments, then she's going to suck a random dick in college and your heart will shatter when someone randomly bumps one of those prom pictures 3 years later when you're all alone.
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seriously skip it. You're going to have a great time, post lots of pics on fb, receive many likes and comments, then she's going to suck a random dick in college and your heart will shatter when someone randomly bumps one of those prom pictures 3 years later when you're all alone.
op just order this now, based on this post.

http://www.fleshlight.com/
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Old 01-29-2013, 03:27 PM   #24
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One day you'll look back on prom and think "holy sh!t what a waste of time". I had that thought about 2 months prior to prom, and I was right.
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seriously skip it. You're going to have a great time, post lots of pics on fb, receive many likes and comments, then she's going to suck a random dick in college and your heart will shatter when someone randomly bumps one of those prom pictures 3 years later when you're all alone.
lol.

I would say he has a point, but in all honestly prom is such a worthless tradition. For some reason it is always treated as some type of life changing event or rite of passage. Why put in so much effort for something so irrelevant?

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op just order this now, based on this post.

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OP, I can sell you one, slightly used for $30 shipped.
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Meh.. $20 and ill take it
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i had sex with my dates friend on prom night
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Age doesnt have anything to do with it really. Creativity doesnt diminish with age last time i checked
Get down on one knee and grab her hand while saying, "Sugar muffin... you are my everything. I have been looking forward to this day from the second you caught me looking at your whaletail in study hall. I cannot imagine asking anyone else what I am about to ask you."

Then stand up and whisper into her ear "Do you want to go to prom with me?"

She'll love the creativity in that.

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if that thing was a car, it would have 250,000 miles on the OD
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Be romantic and ask her during sex. Stick your thumb in her butt. That's pretty much the most romantic thing I know of.

The trick to prom is to sleep with one of her friends. This is the true goal.
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Take this guy's word for it.

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This would be a great disclaimer for a school to place on the bottom of the ticket form.
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There's probably a cop at your school that sits in the parking lot after classes are out or whatever. My cousin got the cop at school to put him in handcuffs and in the back seat. He called his girl and said to come outside because he was in trouble. She comes to the cop car (everyone paying attention because there's a student in the back of a cop car with its lights on,) and the cop says "ma'am do you know why your friend is in my car?" "No". "He wants to ask you to prom." Gets out of car in handcuffs with flowers in his hand. That's how ya do it. She loved it.
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There's probably a cop at your school that sits in the parking lot after classes are out or whatever. My cousin got the cop at school to put him in handcuffs and in the back seat. He called his girl and said to come outside because he was in trouble. She comes to the cop car (everyone paying attention because there's a student in the back of a cop car with its lights on,) and the cop says "ma'am do you know why your friend is in my car?" "No". "He wants to ask you to prom." Gets out of car in handcuffs with flowers in his hand. That's how ya do it. She loved it.
Thats great hahaha
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