Asking my Girl to Prom

seriously skip it. You're going to have a great time, post lots of pics on fb, receive many likes and comments, then she's going to suck a random dick in college and your heart will shatter when someone randomly bumps one of those prom pictures 3 years later when you're all alone.

Originally Posted by DylloS

seriously skip it. You're going to have a great time, post lots of pics on fb, receive many likes and comments, then she's going to suck a random dick in college and your heart will shatter when someone randomly bumps one of those prom pictures 3 years later when you're all alone.

op just order this now, based on this post.

http://www.fleshlight.com/

One day you'll look back on prom and think "holy sh!t what a waste of time". I had that thought about 2 months prior to prom, and I was right.

Originally Posted by DylloS

seriously skip it. You're going to have a great time, post lots of pics on fb, receive many likes and comments, then she's going to suck a random dick in college and your heart will shatter when someone randomly bumps one of those prom pictures 3 years later when you're all alone.

lol.

I would say he has a point, but in all honestly prom is such a worthless tradition. For some reason it is always treated as some type of life changing event or rite of passage. Why put in so much effort for something so irrelevant?

Originally Posted by GRIFFIN

op just order this now, based on this post.

http://www.fleshlight.com/

OP, I can sell you one, slightly used for $30 shipped.

Meh.. $20 and ill take it

i had sex with my dates friend on prom night

Originally Posted by icecold9485

Age doesnt have anything to do with it really. Creativity doesnt diminish with age last time i checked

Get down on one knee and grab her hand while saying, "Sugar muffin... you are my everything. I have been looking forward to this day from the second you caught me looking at your whaletail in study hall. I cannot imagine asking anyone else what I am about to ask you."

Then stand up and whisper into her ear "Do you want to go to prom with me?"

She'll love the creativity in that.

Originally Posted by DylloS

I didnt ninja edit anything. Someone must have deleted my post lol.

Getting shot in the head isn't the answer Solly.

Originally Posted by DylloS

OP, I can sell you one, slightly used for $30 shipped.

if that thing was a car, it would have 250,000 miles on the OD

Originally Posted by DylloS

seriously skip it. You're going to have a great time, post lots of pics on fb, receive many likes and comments, then she's going to suck a random dick in college and your heart will shatter when someone randomly bumps one of those prom pictures 3 years later when you're all alone.

OMG

Be romantic and ask her during sex. Stick your thumb in her butt. That's pretty much the most romantic thing I know of.

The trick to prom is to sleep with one of her friends. This is the true goal.

Originally Posted by GRIFFIN

Where do you find this shiit?

Originally Posted by DylloS

seriously skip it. You're going to have a great time, post lots of pics on fb, receive many likes and comments, then she's going to suck a random dick in college and your heart will shatter when someone randomly bumps one of those prom pictures 3 years later when you're all alone.

Take this guy's word for it.

I can attest to this statement

Originally Posted by icecold9485

Where do you find this shiit?

Originally Posted by DylloS

seriously skip it. You're going to have a great time, post lots of pics on fb, receive many likes and comments, then she's going to suck a random dick in college and your heart will shatter when someone randomly bumps one of those prom pictures 3 years later when you're all alone.

This would be a great disclaimer for a school to place on the bottom of the ticket form.

There's probably a cop at your school that sits in the parking lot after classes are out or whatever. My cousin got the cop at school to put him in handcuffs and in the back seat. He called his girl and said to come outside because he was in trouble. She comes to the cop car (everyone paying attention because there's a student in the back of a cop car with its lights on,) and the cop says "ma'am do you know why your friend is in my car?" "No". "He wants to ask you to prom." Gets out of car in handcuffs with flowers in his hand. That's how ya do it. She loved it.

Originally Posted by 2000beamer

There's probably a cop at your school that sits in the parking lot after classes are out or whatever. My cousin got the cop at school to put him in handcuffs and in the back seat. He called his girl and said to come outside because he was in trouble. She comes to the cop car (everyone paying attention because there's a student in the back of a cop car with its lights on,) and the cop says "ma'am do you know why your friend is in my car?" "No". "He wants to ask you to prom." Gets out of car in handcuffs with flowers in his hand. That's how ya do it. She loved it.

Thats great hahaha

Originally Posted by 217Bimmer

if that thing was a car, it would have 250,000 miles on the OD

hahha 350