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Old 02-01-2013, 12:58 PM   #16681
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Is it weird to have a phone conversation while fapping but not fapping about the friend you're talking to?
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I was talking to a friend last night. I wasn't full-on fapping, but I was getting ready to, all while she was talking about her day. I was trying to fap to something else though, lol.
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I was talking to a friend last night. I wasn't full-on fapping, but I was getting ready to, all while she was talking about her day. I was trying to fap to something else though, lol.
so were you able to listen to your friend and pay attention while fapping?
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I don't think she noticed. I was doing it quietly.
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That's some serious multitasking did you thank her when you finished?
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I was just wondering if that has ever happened to anyone, how you can be aroused and not aroused at the same time. I guess it really has a mind of its own, lol.
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Dunno, that's borderline weird.
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I can't say I've ever fapped to while on the phone with someone. Maybe had my hand on my junk, but no actual fapping.
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I can't say I've ever fapped to while on the phone with someone. Maybe had my hand on my junk, but no actual fapping.
You should try it.
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You should try it.
I'll keep that in mind.

Though sadly not many girls my age call my number.
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