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Old 02-01-2013, 02:28 PM   #16701
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I was just wondering if that has ever happened to anyone, how you can be aroused and not aroused at the same time. I guess it really has a mind of its own, lol.
happens all the time
like your body is aroused ... but you're not really excited
it can become a chore
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Well try it with Kalim. Obviously you'll have to think about someone else, like one of those girls in your class. Talking to someone you wouldn't dare fap to makes it even more challenging.
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I'll keep that in mind.

Though sadly not many girls my age call my number.
then who does call your number?
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I don't think she noticed. I was doing it quietly.
i am talking about whether you were able to listen to everything and process it ... while fapping about something else
or was it like a "uh huh ... uh huh .... what? ... yeah... uh huh" because you weren't paying attention
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I can't say I've ever fapped to while on the phone with someone. Maybe had my hand on my junk, but no actual fapping.
no phone sex?
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i am talking about whether you were able to listen to everything and process it ... while fapping about something else
or was it like a "uh huh ... uh huh .... what? ... yeah... uh huh" because you weren't paying attention
Some of it was that, some of it were actual responses. I guess it's not so much a continuous split in concentration, you kinda go back and forth.
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no phone sex?
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then who does call your number?
Friends that are usually guys and want to hand out after work, car friends who are almost all guys, family, business related stuff who are almost all guys or older women, and then customer support people.

My life is so very devoid of women.
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Maybe you should hang out with more bros and less nerdy people.
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Well try it with Kalim. Obviously you'll have to think about someone else, like one of those girls in your class. Talking to someone you wouldn't dare fap to makes it even more challenging.
Now that... is weird.
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LOL @ Miles's battery life.
lol, probably use my phone more for GPS and internet/texting than calling.
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no phone sex?
Nope. Texting and with some pictures sent back and forth though.
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Now that... is weird.
I'm sure Kalim wouldn't mind the occasional mating noise and short breaths in your conversation.
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I'm sure Kalim wouldn't mind the occasional mating noise and short breaths in your conversation.
Just try it one day, see what he says.
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Well, lately it's seemed only the nerdy people do anything interesting because they have money to do fun stuff.
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Nope. Texting and with some pictures sent back and forth though.
That sounds worse then waiting for fap pics to load via dial up
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That's so early 2000's everyone facetime's now
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My gaydar is tingling.
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That sounds worse then waiting for fap pics to load via dial up
It was a bit slow, but rarely am I in a place where I feel like saying the things I want out loud.
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