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View Poll Results: Do you use an ass gasket?
Nope, a couple germs won't kill me 15 15.15%
I just wipe down the seat first 27 27.27%
Yes 22 22.22%
Wipe down + Ass Gasket + Extreme paranoia 22 22.22%
I hold it until I get home. Don't hate. 13 13.13%
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Old 02-07-2013, 08:24 PM   #21
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Old 02-07-2013, 08:28 PM   #22
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Old 02-07-2013, 08:52 PM   #23
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:08 PM   #24
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Pooping in public is my nightmare.

Top 3 worst places I've pooped.

3. Work- had ass gaskets thank god.
2. Airplane-terrible experience but 8 hour flights are a real threat to my bowel health
And dirty mikes number one least favorite public poop??

1. The Georgia Dome.... U2/Muse concert about 4 years ago... Explosive spray paint style, with rabbit type projectiles and pepper after burn. Took me 35 minutes to wipe my tender anus with the 15 grit they use at that place. Needless to say my a$$hole was never the same.


But yes always assgasket or atleast paper throne
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You guys know that if you don't have any open wounds on your ass then it's not very likely you'll get anything from sitting on a public toilet, right? As long as it's dry and white you're good to go.
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You guys know that if you don't have any open wounds on your ass then it's not very likely you'll get anything from sitting on a public toilet, right? As long as it's dry and white you're good to go.
I don't know man.... your sharing ass skin with other ppl. Doesn't sit well with me, so yes I use ass gaskets when possible. Otherwise I would use toilet paper if I had to go. Luckily I don't poop often!
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:23 PM   #28
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I'm not OCD nor am I a germ freak, but when i see some of the people that sh*t in the bathroom, ya... I have a method

1. Paper in the water, anti-shitpiss-water splash back directly into ass hole.
2. Paper to cover the sensor, that way i don't have a surprise flush that will rinse said above ass hole with a feces spritzer
3. Couple layers of toilet paper on the seat as well, to get good coverage in case there is a little shifting.

Ironically, I usually play craps on my phone when pewptime is in session
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Upperdeck the office toilet, definitely clean up there....
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:31 PM   #30
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I put strips of toilet paper around the seat (double that ****) its better than sitting on that ass gasket cause it doesnt cover the seat completely. I would never sit without putting something on there f that. I hear ppl coming in sitting down (cowmoo32) w/out putting anything thats fvcked esp. if its warm. Work doesnt have these ass gaskets anyways so toilet paper it is.
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:32 PM   #31
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I'm not OCD nor am I a germ freak, but when i see some of the people that sh*t in the bathroom, ya... I have a method

1. Paper in the water, anti-shitpiss-water splash back directly into ass hole.
2. Paper to cover the sensor, that way i don't have a surprise flush that will rinse said above ass hole with a feces spritzer
3. Couple layers of toilet paper on the seat as well, to get good coverage in case there is a little shifting.

Ironically, I usually play craps on my phone when pewptime is in session
all of the above
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So to all of you that are afraid of public toilets, would you shake a stranger's hand? I'd be willing to bet it's dirtier than the parts of their ass that aren't the hole.
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I don't know man.... your sharing ass skin with other ppl. Doesn't sit well with me, so yes I use ass gaskets when possible. Otherwise I would use toilet paper if I had to go. Luckily I don't poop often!
Do you touch the door handle or the faucet in a public restroom?
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So to all of you that are afraid of public toilets, would you shake a stranger's hand? I'd be willing to bet it's dirtier than the parts of their ass that aren't the hole.
Exactly. I did a lab once by swabbing my own phone and let it sit for 24 hours. It was nasty. I don't have a public restroom problem, although I sometimes wait until the room is clear before I unleash, depends on how bad it is.
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:26 PM   #36
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Also, money is the dirtiest, sink sponge second. So if you touch either, and eat, or touch your face, you have a higher probability of getting something from those avenues.
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:42 PM   #37
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I try not to poop in public bathrooms unless its really an emergency and I have no choice. Sometimes they don't even have those seat thingy so I either do a quick wipe down or squat ontop of the seat.

Edit: I'm not afraid of dirty bathrooms, I just don't like to be around people when I do my deeds.

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