Ass Gaskets... Do You Use Them?

Depends, am I facing a regularly poop, or a pyroclastic flow?

I love blowing up public bathrooms

flush twice, fill with toilet paper(anti splash), crouch let out a load.

Pooping in public is my nightmare.

Top 3 worst places I've pooped.

3. Work- had ass gaskets thank god.
2. Airplane-terrible experience but 8 hour flights are a real threat to my bowel health
And dirty mikes number one least favorite public poop??

1. The Georgia Dome.... U2/Muse concert about 4 years ago... Explosive spray paint style, with rabbit type projectiles and pepper after burn. Took me 35 minutes to wipe my tender anus with the 15 grit they use at that place. Needless to say my a$$hole was never the same.


But yes always assgasket or atleast paper throne

You guys know that if you don't have any open wounds on your ass then it's not very likely you'll get anything from sitting on a public toilet, right? As long as it's dry and white you're good to go.

Originally Posted by cowmoo32

You guys know that if you don't have any open wounds on your ass then it's not very likely you'll get anything from sitting on a public toilet, right? As long as it's dry and white you're good to go.

I don't know man.... your sharing ass skin with other ppl. Doesn't sit well with me, so yes I use ass gaskets when possible. Otherwise I would use toilet paper if I had to go. Luckily I don't poop often!

I roll bareback as long as it looks clean. If not, I hold it.

The only time I get a little freaked is when it is still warm.

I'm not OCD nor am I a germ freak, but when i see some of the people that sh*t in the bathroom, ya... I have a method

1. Paper in the water, anti-shitpiss-water splash back directly into ass hole.
2. Paper to cover the sensor, that way i don't have a surprise flush that will rinse said above ass hole with a feces spritzer
3. Couple layers of toilet paper on the seat as well, to get good coverage in case there is a little shifting.

Ironically, I usually play craps on my phone when pewptime is in session

Option 2

Upperdeck the office toilet, definitely clean up there....

I put strips of toilet paper around the seat (double that ****) its better than sitting on that ass gasket cause it doesnt cover the seat completely. I would never sit without putting something on there f that. I hear ppl coming in sitting down (cowmoo32) w/out putting anything thats fvcked esp. if its warm. Work doesnt have these ass gaskets anyways so toilet paper it is.

Originally Posted by SurreyF1

I'm not OCD nor am I a germ freak, but when i see some of the people that sh*t in the bathroom, ya... I have a method

1. Paper in the water, anti-shitpiss-water splash back directly into ass hole.
2. Paper to cover the sensor, that way i don't have a surprise flush that will rinse said above ass hole with a feces spritzer
3. Couple layers of toilet paper on the seat as well, to get good coverage in case there is a little shifting.

Ironically, I usually play craps on my phone when pewptime is in session

all of the above

So to all of you that are afraid of public toilets, would you shake a stranger's hand? I'd be willing to bet it's dirtier than the parts of their ass that aren't the hole.

Stop being pvssies and just take a fvcking sh1t

Originally Posted by Solo118

I don't know man.... your sharing ass skin with other ppl. Doesn't sit well with me, so yes I use ass gaskets when possible. Otherwise I would use toilet paper if I had to go. Luckily I don't poop often!

Do you touch the door handle or the faucet in a public restroom?

Originally Posted by cowmoo32

So to all of you that are afraid of public toilets, would you shake a stranger's hand? I'd be willing to bet it's dirtier than the parts of their ass that aren't the hole.

Exactly. I did a lab once by swabbing my own phone and let it sit for 24 hours. It was nasty. I don't have a public restroom problem, although I sometimes wait until the room is clear before I unleash, depends on how bad it is.

Also, money is the dirtiest, sink sponge second. So if you touch either, and eat, or touch your face, you have a higher probability of getting something from those avenues.

I try not to poop in public bathrooms unless its really an emergency and I have no choice. Sometimes they don't even have those seat thingy so I either do a quick wipe down or squat ontop of the seat.

Edit: I'm not afraid of dirty bathrooms, I just don't like to be around people when I do my deeds.

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Upper decking the office toilet had me in tears

No way, hover technique son!

Oh you mean the Oakland Raiders rally caps???

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