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Old 02-08-2013, 11:27 AM   #2041
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Not even close, that girl was hot, this one not.

Speaking of which taknig my morning poo I thought I heard someone fapping in the restroom...Who seriously does this?
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Old 02-08-2013, 11:28 AM   #2042
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Not even close, that girl was hot, this one not.

Speaking of which taknig my morning poo I thought I heard someone fapping in the restroom...Who seriously does this?
i have before. the fact you can get caught really makes it excciting.
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Old 02-08-2013, 11:32 AM   #2043
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Sex I can get but just general fappery...Iunno may not be my thing besides poo time is sacred time
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Old 02-08-2013, 11:33 AM   #2044
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Old 02-08-2013, 12:21 PM   #2045
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Old 02-09-2013, 01:54 AM   #2047
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Old 02-09-2013, 02:00 AM   #2048
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Yeah, I imagine if you ate poo it wouldn't end up that well
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Old 02-10-2013, 09:41 PM   #2049
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I had a real gassy poo today, just farted that f***** right on out.
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Who else brings their laptop with them to the bathroom to take a poop? And how long is your normal session? Believe it or not I usually sit on the toilet for at least an hour everytime, whether its a 5 minute or 25 minute poop. It's gotten to the point that everytime I get up my back aches from sitting too damn long.

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Who else brings their laptop with them to the bathroom to take a poop? And how long is your normal session? Believe it or not I usually sit on the toilet for at least an hour everytime, whether its a 5 minute or 25 minute poop. It's gotten to the point that everytime I get up my back aches from sitting too damn long.

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done it a few times.

I have not pooped in a few days. Starting to get worried.
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You should go take a laxitave or something.

I take it with me sometimes when I'm in the middle of watching a show or an email. I know it's bad when my legs go numb. That's my cue to get out.
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I wonder what went wrong in this thread
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:00 PM   #2055
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:56 PM   #2056
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Nothing why do you ask?
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i had a poop snake in my toliet this mornign.
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Nothing why do you ask?
it went from thought of the day to official sh!t thread
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I take it with me sometimes when I'm in the middle of watching a show or an email. I know it's bad when my legs go numb. That's my cue to get out.
exactly
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