Ass Gaskets... Do You Use Them?

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Also, money is the dirtiest, sink sponge second. So if you touch either, and eat, or touch your face, you have a higher probability of getting something from those avenues.

But people dont typically stand up and intentionally pizz all over or eject hot diarrhea on money and just walk away.

I was recently at a bathroom in business while the custodian was "cleaning" the toilets. He walked up to the bowl,stuck in a brush,swished it around and used the bowl water to rince the seat lid. Then he flushed it and moved onto the next one. Cleaning the urinals the same way.

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I just squat and shoot everything out, no need for ass gaskets or pre-sh!t seat wiping. Splashes might get kind of loud though.

Originally Posted by Elvin123

I just squat and shoot everything out, no need for ass gaskets or pre-sh!t seat wiping. Splashes might get kind of loud though.

I prefer to poop at home but since my office is a truck, that's not always possible. I'll never sh!t in a public bathroom. I prefer bushes, parking lots, stuff like that. No need for ass gaskets, just a roll of paper towels and strong legs to perform the perfect squatting technique to avoid sh!!tting on my pants.

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The ironic thing it's the people who hover that get sh!t all over the toilet seat. It's also those people who piss in the toilet instead of the urinal that makes messes.

Your thighs are most of what make contact with the seat unless you're a hulking tub of fatness. It's not like people are rubbing their buttholes on the seat.

Proper use of the equipment. Makes it safe for everyone.

They are really uncomfortable, slide all over.

Originally Posted by SLVR JDM

I roll bareback as long as it looks clean. If not, I hold it.

The only time I get a little freaked is when it is still warm.

This. Just this.

i'll only use a public restroom if i truly feel like i can't make it home. any public toilet seat is triple-layered with "ass gaskets" or toilet paper

Originally Posted by kuksul08

Upper decking the office toilet had me in tears

oh my god. I had to google it because I had no idea what that meant. CLASSIC!!!

I can't keep from sliding off when using the covers or a nest of TP. The other problem is, it tends to stick to my thighs / butt....guess it is just due to the swamp azz.

Therefore, bareback works best for me.

Originally Posted by choxor

The ironic thing it's the people who hover that get sh!t all over the toilet seat. It's also those people who piss in the toilet instead of the urinal that makes messes.

Your thighs are most of what make contact with the seat unless you're a hulking tub of fatness. It's not like people are rubbing their buttholes on the seat.

Proper use of the equipment. Makes it safe for everyone.

Where do you draw the boundary between butt hole and not butt hole?

Originally Posted by kuksul08

Where do you draw the boundary between butt hole and not butt hole?

I would probably draw the boundary around the butthole.

But I'm no doctor!

Originally Posted by HiHoBrian

But people dont typically stand up and intentionally pizz all over or eject hot diarrhea on money and just walk away.

I was recently at a bathroom in business while the custodian was "cleaning" the toilets. He walked up to the bowl,stuck in a brush,swished it around and used the bowl water to rince the seat lid. Then he flushed it and moved onto the next one. Cleaning the urinals the same way.

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Urine is sterile. Money has far worse stuff on it than the typical toilet, hence being rated number one. It's all in your head.

The covers are annoying, so I use the Stonehenge method (a long sheet of tp on each side, and one across the top)

Originally Posted by cowmoo32

So to all of you that are afraid of public toilets, would you shake a stranger's hand? I'd be willing to bet it's dirtier than the parts of their ass that aren't the hole.

While i completely understand the logic that my hands and anyone else's are much "dirtier" than the toilet seat, i would much rather not sit on someone else's sh*t or piss. When a dog sh*ts on the floor, do you pick it up with your hands because its "cleaner" than your own hand?

lol come on now... logically you make sense, but conceptually, i would rather my ass not have a basting of someone elses sh*t, piss, and disgusing toilet water for the remainder of the day. if i shake someones hand, thats an easy fix...

Originally Posted by ghorn

The covers are annoying, so I use the Stonehenge method (a long sheet of tp on each side, and one across the top)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhaha same here man, however i usually do 2 or 3 sheets of tp on the sides, and then two across the top

lol stonehenge hahhaha i'm dying

Originally Posted by SurreyF1

While i completely understand the logic that my hands and anyone else's are much "dirtier" than the toilet seat, i would much rather not sit on someone else's sh*t or piss. When a dog sh*ts on the floor, do you pick it up with your hands because its "cleaner" than your own hand?

lol come on now... logically you make sense, but conceptually, i would rather my ass not have a basting of someone elses sh*t, piss, and disgusing toilet water for the remainder of the day. if i shake someones hand, thats an easy fix...

I never said I wanted to sit in sh!t. I did say that as long as the seat is white and dry then you're in the clear. The point I was making is that worrying about germs on an otherwise clean seat is idiotic if you don't worry about germs elsewhere. Following that logic, you would wear a rubber glove when shaking someone's hand.

^ The seat is never clean...people are generally disgusting and make horribly vile messes,and some of the lowest paid workers are in charge of sanitizing them. As I viewed for myself, a cleaned toilet isn't likely as clean as you may hope.

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Didn't Mythbusters do an episode on poo particles in a bathroom? Even if it's Clorox'd, particles are in the air.

But it's no dirtier than the door knob or the stall lock or the money in your pocket so who gives a sh!t? your hands touch your face up to 2000x a day and you don't get sick. How often does one of your ass cheeks touch your face? If there isn't any piss or doo-doo butter on the seat then you have nothing to fear.

Originally Posted by cowmoo32

I never said I wanted to sit in sh!t. I did say that as long as the seat is white and dry then you're in the clear. The point I was making is that worrying about germs on an otherwise clean seat is idiotic if you don't worry about germs elsewhere. Following that logic, you would wear a rubber glove when shaking someone's hand.

Originally Posted by cowmoo32

But it's no dirtier than the door knob or the stall lock or the money in your pocket so who gives a sh!t? your hands touch your face up to 2000x a day and you don't get sick. How often does one of your ass cheeks touch your face? If there isn't any piss or doo-doo butter on the seat then you have nothing to fear.

Wiping the seat still just spreads it. Usually public toilet's water (which is a marinade for piss and sh*t) flush pretty damn hard, so if there isn't visible sh*t and piss on the seat (which is not uncommon) doesn't mean its still there, the water goes everywhere...

As far as logic goes, I was trying to say that the hand shaking cannot be used as a comparison. Hands are in fact dirtier, but i'll repeat myself again because you aren't as smart today as you usually are

You wash your hands before you eat, and face... something I do at least once or twice a day in the office.

I'm not trying to argue what is more sanitary, just the idea of my ass being planted on (microscopic even) someone elses shitpiss, and then continue to stay there for the remainder of the day, is enough to put TP down. Don't care about germs, i just don't want the 65 year old greek guy's (who showers once a week) ass hole withdrawals on the back of my goddman thighs. i don't think i'm asking for much