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Old 02-06-2013, 08:36 AM   #181
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With all due respect OP.. I believe you should go and apologize to the guy who punched your car.


This will show you're mature enough to help a brother in need, who knows what kind of personal situation this dude is going thru.. you may gain a good friend forever as well.
You can't be serious...
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:04 AM   #182
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OP needs to find out the attacker's favorite fruit and do the womanly thing and make him a pie.
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:23 AM   #183
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Redneck should have punched OP
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Old 02-06-2013, 07:07 PM   #184
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Why in fvck would I be referring to you? I obviously meant the disturbed redneck window-bustin' disturbed guy he disturbed with his loud disturbing exhaust...
just saying man... dog rape.. it ant good to be associated with, trust me.
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Old 02-06-2013, 07:09 PM   #185
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Damn that explains everything. Pussies.
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Old 02-06-2013, 07:18 PM   #186
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You can't be serious...
The other thread got locked so ill comment here. My key is solid around the edges, unlike a normal key and has a key specific like cut through the middle. So my key has no ridges like yours.
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:13 PM   #187
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just saying man... dog rape.. it ant good to be associated with, trust me.
You raped a dog before?
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Old 02-06-2013, 11:02 PM   #188
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You raped a dog before?
No... No if course not and I have said repeatedly that I was nowhere near Daisy Hill Puppy Farm that night either, I was with my nana and sure she was asleep but I was there dammit and I did not touch those dogs. Those soft cuddly friendly fuzzy little lovebirds, I never once nuzzled them or cuddled them or sniffed their little bottoms or lubed their tight tautly clenched little sphincters before gently but firmly...

Oh wait. Uhh right exactly I was never even close to there that night and I don't know how my underwear ended up there either. Um... Yeah you see I was near my moms house and this uh redneck guy he was like all mad at me and he just punched my car for no reason! Wtf!


I didn't call the cops because I had the puppy in no wait I didn't have any puppies I swear. I meant guppies like fish. People **** fish right m? That's legal? Don't people screw sperm whales?
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Old 02-07-2013, 04:11 AM   #189
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Old 02-07-2013, 04:31 AM   #190
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great more idiots like you in this thread. it wouldnt have gone my way thats a fact, so no, i would be more rational than to break his glass while he runs to his closet to get his shotgun, if not, plot my death. And yea im going to borrow my friends car to visit my mom and disabled brother, EVERYTIME. smart advice you give.
Haha, I thought my advice would appeal to today's ***** youth.

1. Silly OP, you break some glass when he's not looking at you.

2. In your friend's car (hopefully not riced out), you might be a little less self conscious not having a large fart can in a quiet neighborhood.
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:17 AM   #192
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Hey, OP, you're a pussy
Except on the forums. Then he's e-gangstalicious!
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:22 AM   #194
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Except on the forums. Then he's e-gangstalicious!
Ethuggin hard!
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MOJO 335i WILL SORT HIM OUT
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lol what a pussy.... I bet the redneck went to his house and ****ed his mom after the fact.
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