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Old 02-07-2013, 10:35 AM   #41
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A Hot Carl is done in 1 of 3 ways.
1st: You **** on your partners face.

2nd: You **** on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it.

3rd: You **** on to a glass table while your partner lays down underneath it.

All are varying degrees of hardcoreness!

You 'bout that life hotcarl01?
Yes, yes I am 'bout that. Which do you prefer?
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:36 AM   #42
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:12 AM   #43
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Ahh, the beginners version.
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:14 AM   #44
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Oddly enough, I've never heard of this.
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:22 AM   #45
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:25 AM   #46
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love how this goes from Lambo crash to sh!tting on people's faces.
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:27 AM   #47
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But that's called a Glass Bottom Boat.

Have you even done a real hotcarl bro?
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:37 AM   #48
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Question: is it permissible to wear safety goggles or would that invalidate it as being a hot carl.
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:41 AM   #49
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Question: is it permissible to wear safety goggles or would that invalidate it as being a hot carl.
Dude, that's a Luke-warm Carl.
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Old 02-07-2013, 01:51 PM   #50
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Old 02-07-2013, 02:11 PM   #51
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:25 PM   #52
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:55 PM   #53
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Lots of sexism in this thread.

I'm surprised anyone in the Lambo died. The passenger compartment looks relatively fine. The article says everyone was wearing their seat belts but I'm not so sure about that...
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:24 PM   #54
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I'd tap that
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:28 PM   #55
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^ lol that's ****ed up the girls dead


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Old 02-08-2013, 08:03 PM   #56
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So... she won't resist then...
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Uhhhhh creep level increased by a power of 10
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Old 02-09-2013, 02:44 AM   #59
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