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Old 02-12-2013, 08:44 PM   #2081
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That feel when you almost back up the toilet. ..

(The water rising to the top and nearly touching your ass... and then slowly receding)
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Old 02-12-2013, 10:43 PM   #2082
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Old 02-12-2013, 10:45 PM   #2083
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I hate it when my morning wood touches the front of inside the bowl when I'm pooping.

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Old 02-19-2013, 01:55 PM   #2084
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Old 02-19-2013, 01:57 PM   #2085
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Old 02-20-2013, 02:41 AM   #2086
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Old 02-22-2013, 04:49 AM   #2087
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So I get home from the gym, and begin to take a shower. Halfway I have to poo
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Old 02-22-2013, 11:03 AM   #2088
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That sucks, finally took a poo at the girls place...I couldn't anymore, but tonight I had been holding the mud baby in and it had to go, thankfully it was not horrible death and destruction, felt good man.
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Old 02-22-2013, 11:17 AM   #2089
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That sucks, finally took a poo at the girls place...I couldn't anymore, but tonight I had been holding the mud baby in and it had to go, thankfully it was not horrible death and destruction, felt good man.
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Old 02-22-2013, 11:41 AM   #2090
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I love making people at work look stupid when they try to make you look bad and cc a bunch of people. F-ing roided up sales reps......
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Old 02-22-2013, 12:31 PM   #2091
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This has nothing to do with pooping

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Old 02-22-2013, 03:44 PM   #2095
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Old 02-23-2013, 01:26 AM   #2097
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I just pooped. It was so long that when it left my butthole it tickled my balls. Then broke off. The Easter splash up on my butt checks. I flushed the toilet and it clogged. I shoved the toilet brush in to unclog. It flushed. Now I am typing
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Old 02-23-2013, 12:22 PM   #2098
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When I'm in the hood, I'm like a drug-dealer regular
Coke poppin, bird shoppin, droppin don'tcha step ta tha
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Let me save your post. That sht was poop.

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I'm on my fifth poo of the day. Had White Castle for the first time in years and paying the price for it.
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