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Old 02-25-2013, 01:30 PM   #2101
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I've been constipated this week, pushed out a log last night, but I still feel bleh.
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Old 02-25-2013, 02:48 PM   #2102
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Old 02-25-2013, 03:51 PM   #2103
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Old 02-26-2013, 08:45 AM   #2104
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:14 AM   #2105
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:59 AM   #2106
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Took another dump last night, I still feel like there's more!
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Old 02-26-2013, 10:05 AM   #2107
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It won't come out
Ironically, that's what she said once to me...

My poo's have been inconsistent as of late it saddens me to see aborted mud babies not coming full term.
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Old 02-26-2013, 07:25 PM   #2108
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Old 02-26-2013, 08:01 PM   #2109
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Had 4 poops today... not a single one was good

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Old 02-26-2013, 11:33 PM   #2110
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My poop was camouflage colored today. (Not urban camo, more like vietnam war era colors) It made me smile awkwardly.

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Old 02-27-2013, 10:29 AM   #2111
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My poop was camouflage colored today. (Not urban camo, more like vietnam war era colors) It made me smile awkwardly.

Sent from the anal probe of my spacecraft using a series of tubes.
I find this post ironically humorous given that it was sent from an anal probe

My poo's have taken an interesting twist since I've been drinking coffee...Now you really could call them mud babbies since I drink the strong roasts only when I do drink coffee

We'll see how my colon storm develops during the day.
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:01 AM   #2112
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i hate being sick. I have had liquid poo for 2 days straight.
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:22 AM   #2113
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Old 02-27-2013, 01:23 PM   #2114
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:21 PM   #2115
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People are absolutely out of their f*%#$&! minds.. That's all
Does not mention poo....troll!
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:47 PM   #2116
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:48 PM   #2117
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:48 PM   #2118
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:49 PM   #2119
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:50 PM   #2120
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