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Old 03-19-2013, 11:15 AM   #2221
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:33 PM   #2223
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:52 PM   #2224
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Old 03-19-2013, 04:57 PM   #2227
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I was thinking I should save them all in a jar and give them to my friend for his upcoming birthday.
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I was thinking I should save them all in a jar and give them to my friend for his upcoming birthday.
Might as well keep it for the next secret santa
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So tonight I played a lot of games of Beer Pong...and I can feel the beer kickin and gurgling in my stomach

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Just an update: when I did finally poop no one dared to go into that restroom for another 2 hours (and that was with an open window and smelly stuff sprayed)
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Just an update: when I did finally poop no one dared to go into that restroom for another 2 hours (and that was with an open window and smelly stuff sprayed)
That "smelly stuff" never helps it just makes the concoction of fumes more apparent
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