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Old 04-09-2013, 12:14 AM   #2261
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Have had a desire to poo ever since I left for school at 11:30....finally heading home now and I can tell while this won't be a record poop, it will be a massively enjoyable one
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Old 04-09-2013, 12:16 AM   #2262
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Old 04-09-2013, 12:19 AM   #2263
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Old 04-09-2013, 11:18 AM   #2264
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This has nothing to do with poop

Speaking of which about to go for my morning delivery now will report back in a few

Edit: Got held up but otherwise was a average poop nothing special to report.
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Old 04-12-2013, 02:29 PM   #2265
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You guys ever wonder what the company you work for will think when you leave, and the new person has nothing to do and wonders what you spent your time on?
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Old 04-12-2013, 02:35 PM   #2266
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Old 04-12-2013, 02:52 PM   #2267
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Old 04-13-2013, 10:52 PM   #2268
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Old 04-14-2013, 01:45 AM   #2269
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Old 04-14-2013, 04:06 AM   #2270
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Did you have garlic naan with it?
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Old 04-14-2013, 11:32 AM   #2271
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Old 04-14-2013, 03:07 PM   #2272
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Ahh very nice.

Hello and thank you for calling customer service. My name is abul and I work in dallas
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Old 04-14-2013, 03:11 PM   #2273
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Old 04-28-2013, 02:46 PM   #2274
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Old 04-28-2013, 10:54 PM   #2275
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Ended up shooting watery poop out of my ass
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Now I'm eating leftover pizza that was left out for a full 24 hours in room temp
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Old 04-28-2013, 10:56 PM   #2276
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Treading in dangerous waters my friend. I ate day old pizza and it didn't turn out so well for me
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Old 04-28-2013, 11:21 PM   #2277
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Poor Ed's rectum it'll suffer so much from that innocent act of eating day old pizza.
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Old 04-29-2013, 01:17 PM   #2278
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That must've been an enjoyable commute in to work this morning Were the window's down?
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I farted a few mins away from work ... had to open the window
And left it open since I needed to scan my card at the garage anyway

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