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Old 04-18-2013, 10:24 PM   #141
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Well I asked and was turned down. She said she was busy that weekend and wasn't going to go anyways. Fine with me. Anyways(cause I know it is coming), FLAME ON

And no, no pics (OP does not deliver).
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Old 04-18-2013, 10:27 PM   #142
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Old 04-18-2013, 10:27 PM   #143
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Old 04-18-2013, 10:29 PM   #144
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Now. How to spend 200 bucks not needed to rent a tux.. Hmmm new rear sways?
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Old 04-18-2013, 10:31 PM   #145
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Old 04-18-2013, 10:33 PM   #146
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Dude I'm in Indiana. Land of corn and nothing else
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Old 04-18-2013, 10:34 PM   #147
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Old 04-18-2013, 10:36 PM   #148
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Pay my 1.5k round trip to India?
I have cousins
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Old 04-18-2013, 10:44 PM   #149
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Old 04-18-2013, 11:27 PM   #150
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Now. How to spend 200 bucks not needed to rent a tux.. Hmmm new rear sways?
Don't rent a tux. get one a Goodwill. I did that my senior year and saved myself $100+ with that alone.

Either way, I asked a girl to my Junior prom maybe 2 days before. I was so dumb back then.
Senior year I took a girl from a different school, best decision ever. Since even at my very large school everyone knew everyone.

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Dude I'm in Indiana. Land of corn and nothing else
FYI, I grew up in Mishawaka.
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Old 04-19-2013, 02:39 AM   #151
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Well I asked and was turned down. She said she was busy that weekend and wasn't going to go anyways. Fine with me. Anyways(cause I know it is coming), FLAME ON

And no, no pics (OP does not deliver).
seriously. the girl refused you and you don't deliver pics. I hope you didn't get a gift or already spend money towards it.

hurry and ask another girl. actually. ask a practice girl and take her out. Guaranteed bj or hj. I'd predict a ZJ but you probably can't afford that.

The flipside of this is, you ask a girl who probably got denied like you did. You make her night by being the guy who asked her out in the first place. You will probably be more comfortable in not needing to impress her and end up having more fun as she will, and it might pay off for both of you. This way you both benefit physically and emotionally?

Then ask her for a blumpkin.
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Old 04-19-2013, 08:02 AM   #152
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seriously. the girl refused you and you don't deliver pics. I hope you didn't get a gift or already spend money towards it.

hurry and ask another girl. actually. ask a practice girl and take her out. Guaranteed bj or hj. I'd predict a ZJ but you probably can't afford that.

The flipside of this is, you ask a girl who probably got denied like you did. You make her night by being the guy who asked her out in the first place. You will probably be more comfortable in not needing to impress her and end up having more fun as she will, and it might pay off for both of you. This way you both benefit physically and emotionally?

Then ask her for a blumpkin.
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Old 04-19-2013, 09:12 AM   #153
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make a youtube video.....ask Jenna Jameson.....She'll say yes....have sex with you....and you'll be forever remembered at your school. Spring flowers are for pu$$ieS
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Old 04-19-2013, 09:42 AM   #154
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Blessing in disguise. Fvck that bitch. Ride stag and go pull robberies on other guys b!tches. The more you care the less attractive that is to bitches. Get drunk and have fun.
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Old 04-19-2013, 09:56 AM   #155
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seriously. the girl refused you and you don't deliver pics. I hope you didn't get a gift or already spend money towards it.

hurry and ask another girl. actually. ask a practice girl and take her out. Guaranteed bj or hj. I'd predict a ZJ but you probably can't afford that.

The flipside of this is, you ask a girl who probably got denied like you did. You make her night by being the guy who asked her out in the first place. You will probably be more comfortable in not needing to impress her and end up having more fun as she will, and it might pay off for both of you. This way you both benefit physically and emotionally?

Then ask her for a blumpkin.

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