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Old 04-29-2013, 10:34 PM   #21
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Old 04-29-2013, 10:34 PM   #22
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Don't bang. But she can prob suck a kidney out of shlong.


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Old 04-29-2013, 10:34 PM   #23
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Old 04-29-2013, 10:36 PM   #24
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Put your D in her mouth. Don't waste the oppurtunity for a filey.


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Old 04-29-2013, 10:37 PM   #25
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Meh, can't tell from talk and text. Kinda sounds boring like she'd be offended if I was pissing on a hobo while laughing at a car accident on the first date.
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Old 04-29-2013, 10:38 PM   #26
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Old 04-29-2013, 10:38 PM   #27
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Meh, can't tell from talk and text. Kinda sounds boring like she'd be offended if I was pissing on a hobo while laughing at a car accident on the first date.
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Old 04-29-2013, 10:39 PM   #28
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Old 04-29-2013, 10:41 PM   #29
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Old 04-29-2013, 10:42 PM   #30
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Alright queers. Seriously. I'm out.

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Old 04-29-2013, 10:42 PM   #31
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Old 04-30-2013, 05:41 AM   #32
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I would swim through raw sewerage, swallowing a turd on every third stroke just to suck the dick of the man who fvcked her last.
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Old 04-30-2013, 05:48 AM   #33
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ah yes nothing better than asking the opinion of strangers on the internet what their opinion on banging a chick you met is. what's next , you are going to ask us what our opinion on a certain outfit is?
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Old 04-30-2013, 06:30 AM   #34
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Go play with a pressure cooker and a handful or ball bearings.

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Old 04-30-2013, 06:41 AM   #35
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i'm sorry , were you trying to be funny? i don't get the joke either. anyways , you're the one that's insecure and maybe that's why you're seeking approval from the forum to fvck a mediocre (at best) chick so you can feel better about yourself. maybe your problems go much deeper. did it all start when you bought a volvo?
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Old 04-30-2013, 06:52 AM   #36
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I wasn't seeking approval from anyone. Just wanted to hear people's opinions as a few friends said they could go either way by the pics. Yes it all started when I got another Volvo.

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there is already a thread for that
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Old 04-30-2013, 08:08 AM   #39
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Meh, can't tell from talk and text. Kinda sounds boring like she'd be offended if I was pissing on a hobo while laughing at a car accident on the first date.
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