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Old 05-07-2013, 01:23 AM   #81
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Damn some of you guys are brutal.

I told one girl she was a walking yeast infection. It actually caused her to break down pretty hard and I felt like a complete asshole about 20 minutes after saying it.

EDIT: Actually, not to get all emo, but that isn't the worst thing I said to a girl. I told a girl who was, for all intents and purposes, my best friend that I loved her/was in love with her. It destroyed our friendship and about 5 others as well. So overall, one of the worst moments of my life. Was it a bad decision? I'm not sure...but part of me really really regrets it and wishes I could take it back.
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Old 05-07-2013, 01:27 AM   #82
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Worst thing you have said to someone of the opposite gender

I told this girl I banged at work that her pussy stinks and I continue to pay for it today. Would I have done things differently? Yes, I would have upheld my standards and not touched her with my 7inch pole.


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Old 05-07-2013, 10:21 AM   #83
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oh one more thing

It was the idea off this forum actually. It was the "When are you gonna let me hit that again" thread so I texted a few girls and a lot of them were all like LOL but there was one that was like "uhh what?"

I was like "when are you going to let me hit that again?" she then says "like having sex?" (I have never slept with this girl before but I wanted to so bad) "I'm like YEAH" then she flips out and goes "THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING AND APPAULING THING YOU COULD EVER ASK ME. I AM HIGHLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU" and I go "uhh lol okay whatever liz you trippin bitch"

a year or two later, I get into a one year relationship and she comes out of no where and asks to hang out. i'm like sure. we hang out and do some photography at an abandoned warehouse, things go well, good chemistry, then we go get something to eat afterwards. I end up bringing up that text message from years ago up and she goes "ohh, I was dating so and so at the time and he saw it so I had to flip out. We kind of broke up over it."

mfw

there is more to the story but the point is, I felt like an asshole. The guy she was dating was actually my best friend in middle school way back when.
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Old 05-07-2013, 11:23 AM   #84
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Was expecting a different outcome


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Old 05-07-2013, 12:30 PM   #85
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there is more to the story but the point is, I felt like an asshole. The guy she was dating was actually my best friend in middle school way back when.
I was hoping to hear "more to the story" but then the middle school best friend part made me sad. You suck.


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I was hoping to hear "more to the story" but then the middle school best friend part made me sad. You suck.


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the second part of the story will make you even more sad. Like Titanic sad. Except no one died or was even on a ship
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the second part of the story will make you even more sad. Like Titanic sad. Except no one died or was even on a ship
Do tell
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