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Old 05-07-2013, 05:26 PM   #21
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Once you have one, you can't live without it. No more printing fvckin mapquest directions for sh1t
this is true.

my favorite part of smartphones is the nav/gps and being able to find stores/restaurants etc when you are in unfamiliar territory
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Old 05-07-2013, 06:05 PM   #22
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Old 05-07-2013, 06:33 PM   #23
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I have a Motorola Flip phone. I can't justify spending $80 a month on a smartphone. Plus I' have 80% access to wi-fi so my iPad works for all those needs. I will eventually go back to an iPhone when the price is right.
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Old 05-07-2013, 06:34 PM   #24
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I held off for a long time but now that I have a smartphone, I can't go back.
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Old 05-07-2013, 06:55 PM   #25
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Haha. OP where da fuq you live? I feel like I'm the only one without an iphone, let alone smart phone.
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Old 05-07-2013, 06:56 PM   #26
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Old 05-07-2013, 06:59 PM   #27
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Are you fvcking kidding me?! Broey V already made this thread trying to act all cool. Get lost.
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Old 05-07-2013, 07:04 PM   #28
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I have a Motorola Flip phone. I can't justify spending $80 a month on a smartphone. Plus I' have 80% access to wi-fi so my iPad works for all those needs. I will eventually go back to an iPhone when the price is right.
It doesn't cost $80/mo extra to have a smart phone.
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Old 05-07-2013, 07:51 PM   #29
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At home cause it's free in my internet and tv subscription.
I'm talking about a real basic phone btw, not a cellphone but the Graham Bell thing.


OP, I think you're being very frugal, and your choice of phone reflects that. our phones are turning into our status symbol, like the cars we drive, which is an extension of our personality. the more modern, hi-tech, sleek, etc. the better.

i need the weather, gps, email on the go from work, scan boarding passes and hotel reservations, check expenses, read PDFs, catch up on news, listen to music, and social network. smartphone or go home!
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Old 05-07-2013, 08:42 PM   #30
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still wish apple or someone would reinvent the flip phone. had a few razr/krzr whatevers back in the day on sprint.
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Old 05-07-2013, 09:26 PM   #31
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It doesn't cost $80/mo extra to have a smart phone.

I would buy the smartphone that fit my needs which cost $80 per month. Samsung and HT don't fit my needs. Right now all my gadgets are apart of a network for my business. Any smartphone that I would add would be an iPhone which cost $80 per month in my area. I wouldn't use Sprint or AT&T because they such, in my area. So basically to get what I want, I would have to spend $80 per month for a smartphone in my area. No windows phone because all my software and hardware is not Windows based. It would require more time changing back and forth between platforms which is a waste of time and money.

Sorry dude.. .. like I said it would cost me $80 per month. $35 for the phone and $40 for data + tax = $80
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Old 05-08-2013, 01:04 AM   #32
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I still kinda wish there were no smartphones. They are fvcking people up from a sociological standpoint. People nowadays cannot hold a conversation or interact with one another like they used to. They just sit there and text and its creating a generation of introverts. Just look at any public setting. Everyone is just sitting there on their phone. Even if hanging out with friends, everyone is on their phone. Also most people never answer the phone but if you text them they will reply instantly. who the fvck feels like writing a book on a 4-5" screen when you can talk and get the point across much faster. **** gets annoying.
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Old 05-08-2013, 01:47 AM   #33
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I got a Samsung Galaxy S (the first one) about 2 years ago because it was available for free with upgrade/extend contract. I instantly started using it to do all kinds of crap like playing games while taking a dump or waiting for stuff. Soon after the novelty wore off and the only thing I use it for that I can't with a basic phone is GPS.
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Old 05-08-2013, 02:17 AM   #34
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haha word. I use to feel the same way as the OP, but they are so darn useful.

Man, don't know how I managed without google maps and Nav before.
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Old 05-08-2013, 02:25 AM   #35
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It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10-mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32-hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really ****ing hot and looks like a supermodel. So I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and revved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top-notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30-inch dick is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm screwing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says **** me harder, V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two gallons of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a porn star and I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple back flip into my Maserati and drive home.
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I still kinda wish there were no smartphones. They are fvcking people up from a sociological standpoint. People nowadays cannot hold a conversation or interact with one another like they used to. They just sit there and text and its creating a generation of introverts. Just look at any public setting. Everyone is just sitting there on their phone. Even if hanging out with friends, everyone is on their phone. Also most people never answer the phone but if you text them they will reply instantly. who the fvck feels like writing a book on a 4-5" screen when you can talk and get the point across much faster. **** gets annoying.
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I was wondering, cuz I still have one. I mean what's so special about smartphones?
I still use basic phone, A Vertu Ascent
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Old 05-13-2013, 01:10 AM   #40
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Technology makes us lazy. I see kids using smart phones and really don't know anything but how to play games on them. It's a waste, just like computers, if you only use them for playing games.
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