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Old 05-13-2013, 01:36 PM   #81
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BC is a great thing. So no, I don't.
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Old 05-13-2013, 01:38 PM   #82
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I liek the fact that condoms are all lubed up. I don;t need to preheat the oven before shoving in the tturkey.
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Old 05-13-2013, 01:42 PM   #83
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Old 05-13-2013, 01:45 PM   #84
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more like a cornish hen
it looks more like a turduckeen.

Have you every fvcked a cornish hen? Those little guys open up pretty big. Not much meat so there is some bone friction. But enjoyable none the less.
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Old 05-13-2013, 01:45 PM   #85
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Plus, when you have been at it for 1hr plus and the back pressure is approaching 100psi.........That's when target practice is the best

And on the other hand you get the dripper, ends up going all over the pu55y.
Dude c'mon, ****ing for one h&r will leave ure girl bruised battered and red all over, probably never wanting to **** you again. Sores and all kinds of other ****. Some of us aren't impressionable kids you know
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Old 05-13-2013, 01:49 PM   #86
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Who here pulls out? (Probably will be NSFW)

This is awkward, but work is boring me so I thought I'd chime in. To answer your question, yes, for 7 years straight.


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Old 05-13-2013, 01:52 PM   #87
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Dude c'mon, ****ing for one h&r will leave ure girl bruised battered and red all over, probably never wanting to **** you again. Sores and all kinds of other ****. Some of us aren't impressionable kids you know
5 minute man?
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Old 05-13-2013, 01:55 PM   #88
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I wouldn't want to fuck for an hour man. Shit starts to get sore. I'd say 20-30 minutes is a decent time
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Old 05-13-2013, 01:58 PM   #89
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I wouldn't want to fuck for an hour man. Shit starts to get sore. I'd say 20-30 minutes is a decent time
Exactly...a girl who can **** for one h&r probably has a beat down pussy. Desensitized from so much rubbing and stuff.
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Who here pulls out? (Probably will be NSFW)

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Sorry but 20 minutes is not enough time for me. I like to spread it out longer. Usually lasts about an hour, but I can't go again for a long time. haha
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Sorry but 20 minutes is not enough time for me. I like to spread it out longer. Usually lasts about an hour, but I can't go again for a long time. haha
Exactly. Going for long spans makes the end result better.
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Old 05-14-2013, 01:14 AM   #96
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come' on man stop acting like a noob.

if your girl doesn't plan on having kids for 2-4 years go with her to the gyno and get this.
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best 4 years of sex you'll have...
That thing hurts when you bottom out dude....

she had to have it taken out....
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Old 05-14-2013, 01:28 AM   #97
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come' on man stop acting like a noob.

if your girl doesn't plan on having kids for 2-4 years go with her to the gyno and get this.
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WTF. I'm not putting a TV antenna into my gf.

Why not just get the pill, or the ring? That thing looks painful.
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WTF. I'm not putting a TV antenna into my gf.

Why not just get the pill, or the ring? That thing looks painful.
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Re: Who here pulls out? (Probably will be NSFW)

Pullin out isn't that bad if you have the girl finish you with a kung-fu grip all over herself. That way you aren't just jayin off on her and she's doin the work. Bonus if she targets the rack or mouth.

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