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Old 07-09-2013, 05:21 PM   #81
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Don't let pregnancy get you too worked up. It's a huge life changer and everyone goes into it scared shitless, but if she is pregnant, just remember, just about everyone goes through this and while it's tough, no lie, it's worth it.
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Old 07-09-2013, 05:38 PM   #82
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So I did some research because its really all that I have to comfort my nerves, and I came up with a general explanation as such:

Average woman can only get pregnant 3-5 days in a month, typically in the middle of the month.
You basically have to blow your entire load straight in a girl during that 3-5 day period for the chance to get pregnant.
If you do that ^, you earn yourself a 20% chance you'll have a compatible sperm. Average couples will have to try for 4 months to get pregnant. That is when they deliberately try... So I'm thinking I'm okay, because those stats really reassure me. I just can't handle the "what if" factor... and when her period arrives (currently 3 days late) I will be all kinds of relieved.


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Old 07-10-2013, 12:05 PM   #83
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Feeling ALL SORTS of relief. What a terrifying month, she was 5 days late, no symptoms, no bloating no cramps, just woke up with it this morning.
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Old 07-10-2013, 12:36 PM   #84
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I'm fixed, so I don't worry about this anymore. Looking back however, there were two moments since my vasectomy that a woman was significantly late. They were worried to death, and although I knew deep inside that I didn't get either of them pregnant, it admittedly made me question whether some fvcking miraculous conception occurred. LOL!

On a side note.....

...In the last 2 months I've had more sex while a woman was on her period (..in this current relationship) than I have in my entire life. It generally grosses me out big time (..and I've wanted nothing to do with sex during the menstruation period in the past), but sh|t......with this girl, I just don't care! Hmmmm!

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Old 07-10-2013, 12:45 PM   #85
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Re: **OFFICAL** thank god she got her periods thread

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I'm fixed, so I don't worry about this anymore. Looking back however, there were two moments since my vasectomy that a woman was significantly late. They were worried to death, and although I knew deep inside that I didn't get either of them pregnant, it admittedly made me question whether some fvcking miraculous conception occurred. LOL!

On a side note.....

...In the last 2 months I've had more sex while a woman was on her period (..in this current relationship) than I have in my entire life. It generally grosses me out big time (..and I've wanted nothing to do with sex during the menstruation period in the past), but sh|t......with this girl, I just don't care! Hmmmm!
Interesting. Not the being fixed part. I alwayd thought they could be more prone to pregnancy. But ive been thru it with no worries.
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Old 07-10-2013, 01:21 PM   #86
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Interesting. Not the being fixed part. I alwayd thought they could be more prone to pregnancy. But ive been thru it with no worries.

About the only time a vasectomized male can impregnate a woman is during the first 30 days-ish following the procedure. Motile sperm is still present, so until the doctor certifies you as sterile (..jizz in the cup twice) there is a possibility that one of the lil swimmers can hit paydirt.


Or....

...the vas deferens miraculously reattach (...VERY, VERY RARE INDEED). Mine were sutured, cut and cauterized at the ends. I'm going on my 5th year as a sterile male. If I get a woman pregnant now, it will surely be the product of some crazy divine influence.

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Old 07-10-2013, 02:14 PM   #87
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I'm fixed, so I don't worry about this anymore. Looking back however, there were two moments since my vasectomy that a woman was significantly late. They were worried to death, and although I knew deep inside that I didn't get either of them pregnant, it admittedly made me question whether some fvcking miraculous conception occurred. LOL!

On a side note.....

...In the last 2 months I've had more sex while a woman was on her period (..in this current relationship) than I have in my entire life. It generally grosses me out big time (..and I've wanted nothing to do with sex during the menstruation period in the past), but sh|t......with this girl, I just don't care! Hmmmm!
So you don't want kids at all? I feel like that would scare most girls away since most tend to want a family.
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