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Old 08-31-2013, 09:44 PM   #61
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yeah, I only recently became active in the OT but I can't believe the pathetic level of insults that get exchanged. I've only seen a few OGs with excellent, hard hitting punches, but most of what I read is dribble.
I mean I'm 04, you're 07...

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Old 08-31-2013, 10:41 PM   #62
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Old 08-31-2013, 10:46 PM   #63
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Old 09-01-2013, 10:22 AM   #65
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Why did op get so scared??


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No. Just woke up after a drinking marathon. Paying the price but fighting it off with more drinks.

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Old 09-01-2013, 11:41 AM   #67
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No. Just woke up after a drinking marathon. Paying the price but fighting it off with more drinks.

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Did the guy in the e46 with blonde spikey hair beat you in your drinking marathon?


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Old 09-01-2013, 11:56 AM   #68
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Old 09-01-2013, 11:58 AM   #69
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An he ain't wearing no jammies.

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Old 09-01-2013, 12:26 PM   #70
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Obviously he isn't nude he is a a very respectful looking 16 year old Caucasian male,wearing puma shoes, cleanly cut jeans, a subaru t-shirt, and a fleece jacket. His hair is short and cleanly kept, and has no piercings. Nothing makes him stand out as a rebel or any sort of a threat. He also was driving in a good area of the suburbs, and was about to pull over in a nice area near a shopping center when the incident occured.

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Obviously he isn't nude he is a a very respectful looking 16 year old Caucasian male,wearing puma shoes, cleanly cut jeans, a subaru t-shirt, and a fleece jacket. His hair is short and cleanly kept, and has no piercings. Nothing makes him stand out as a rebel or any sort of a threat. He also was driving in a good area of the suburbs, and was about to pull over in a nice area near a shopping center when the incident occured.

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Obviously he isn't nude he is a a very respectful looking 16 year old Caucasian male,wearing puma shoes, cleanly cut jeans, a subaru t-shirt, and a fleece jacket. His hair is short and cleanly kept, and has no piercings. Nothing makes him stand out as a rebel or any sort of a threat. He also was driving in a good area of the suburbs, and was about to pull over in a nice area near a shopping center when the incident occured.

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What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch. Iíll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (**** was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like mother****ing fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our baseís football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight Aís on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Donít be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
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Re: Who's the idiot in Antioch, il driving like a douche

Kushy that is way to long for the avg. e46 OTers attn span. Got down to the where you front flipped from the 14th floor into the fayraree.

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So, you're an alcoholic. That's not good. Have you sought help for that?
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Old 09-01-2013, 06:55 PM   #78
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Im rocking an HPF Stage 2 boosted M3. Swapped in a singel PTE 6266 with a 1.03 hot side and twin TIAL 38mm waste gates, with a 10-shot of giggle juice, on methanahl and corn.

the other night i was cruising on the 95 with my two bros. my bro Mark pulls up next to me in his boosted M and wants to do a pull. i new id smoke him, because i have a biger turboo and that shot of giggle juice. it was around 6:30 on a Monday, so the roads were a little busy here and there, but i have sway bars and strut bars in my car so i can maneuvere out of any sticky situation you throw at me. buddy pulls up next to me and honks three times. we slow down to 30. there are cars behind us honking, so i pop it into first, push the clutch in and hit antilag right in that mofos face hahahah. three foot flame right up their front bumper. think i singed it a bit .

ne way on three honks we go. i immeditaely pull three cars on him and then bang it into third and look over to stick my finger out the window to flip him the birdy. i look back at the road and see a ****in mini van flying up in front of me fast. i slam on the brakes and swerve around a bit. theres this bike behind me riding my as thinking he can keep up with me that has to scrape the railings to avoid rear ending me ****ing prick. my strut bar saves me and i can drift between the minivan and the jag cruising next to it. i have 295s on the rear so they grip real good and i recovereded quick.

then i look in my rear view and see blue lights. i new i could outrun him but decided to be nice beause its a monday and everybody hates mondays like garfield. i pull over and he gets out and knocks on my passenger window. i roll it down and he akss why i was driving like that. i told him i dident know what he was talking about and the ****in pig asks me to get out of the car. he asks me a few other questsions and asks why i was driving like that. i told him i drive like that all the time and the road wasn;t that busy and my car handles good and i know what i can handle so he had nothing to worry about. the prick still writes me a fcken ticket for speeding and reckless driving but whatever ill just pay it on credit card

i meat up with my buddy afetr at denny's and tell him he got his ass handed to him and after all that he tries to lie to me and tells me he missed third which is bull **** because i was listening and i can hear when sum1 misses a gear and he did not miss a gear

but im still ****en pissed about that ticket tho. i dident even hit anybody or break 100 eventony
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I know the feel OP. This reminds me of the time I rode in my buddies with 350hp...
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