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Old 10-24-2013, 09:43 PM   #1
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what's the saying, "democrats don't like...."

what's the saying that goes something like this?
"democrats don't like something so they try to ban it
republicans don't like something they just don't do that thing"

i've heard it before but can't remember the exact wording
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Old 10-24-2013, 09:47 PM   #2
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a democrat is a republican who's never been robbed
a republican is a democrat who's never spent the night in jail

if you're young and republican, you don't have a heart
if you're old and democrat, you don't have a brain

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If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/fence.asp

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Old 10-24-2013, 09:52 PM   #3
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what's the saying, "democrats don't like...."

*THIS POST HAS BEEN BANNED*

That is all.
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Old 10-24-2013, 09:53 PM   #4
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^perfect. thanks pancakes.
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what's the saying, "democrats don't like...."

Live what you posted pancakes!
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Old 10-24-2013, 09:54 PM   #6
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Democrats ban things they don't like, Republicans keep the ban on things they don't like. Libertarians lift all bans.
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And Terrorists just know things about your country that you have no clue about, and are trying to use fear to wake you UP!
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Seems 100% accurate.
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Seems 100% accurate (like every other republican marketing campaign).
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