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Old 01-07-2014, 06:47 PM   #21
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What the hell would you guys do without me? Alex...thanks for the bat signal!
And don't forget the Fern Green Metallic condom, right?
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Old 01-07-2014, 08:04 PM   #22
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And don't forget the Fern Green Metallic condom, right?
I don't need condoms myself. I bought this mouthwash that's labeled "24 hour protection, use 2x/day" Really. So next time I'm in the situation where I'd need a condom, I'll just show her the bottle and gargle...maybe rinse off penor too with it just to be safe.

You guys don't know about this stuff? (I bring a bottle with me to my shows, too...it's a great little warm up number. I tell them initially that I bring it in case I say something dirty and need to rinse my mouth out.)
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Old 01-08-2014, 02:29 AM   #23
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Personally, I met my current gf in the middle of the week and slept with her on the weekend.
So no, 2 and half week is not short at all.
It's quite long to be honest
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Old 01-08-2014, 03:35 AM   #24
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Redeem yourself soon. Invite her out to a nice dinner and treat her like a woman...and if you get the chance, make love with her, don't have monkey sex with her. Love. Hours in bed...hours of foreplay...be soft and gentle...firm and hard...use gummi pflege.

What the hell would you guys do without me? Alex...thanks for the bat signal!

2 hours away for a relationship? That's nothing. I've had women hot for me from Scotland, Texas, Brazil and that's only because of my writing.
but Doug you forgot to tell him about the Courvoisier


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Old 01-08-2014, 04:18 AM   #25
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If she made you wait longer, who knows, maybe you would've dumped her. If you're getting a good vibe from her go for it. There was this one girl I met when I picked up my nephew from daycare. She was the teacher. Gorgeous chick..my sister told me she had a boyfriend amd well I had a girlfriend at the time..months passed and I was downtown for my friend's birthday party...I saw her there...ended up having sex in the restroom of the after party and dated her for over a year. If you get a good vibe go for it!

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Old 01-08-2014, 05:38 AM   #26
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but Doug you forgot to tell him about the Courvoisier
I'm more like this guy, though I do have a huge afro, so black guys don't get upset with me when I make racist remarks.

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Old 01-08-2014, 06:38 PM   #27
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If she made you wait longer, who knows, maybe you would've dumped her. If you're getting a good vibe from her go for it.
Sounds like the girl can do math.

Where X equals an hour of travel time to see you again:

2X=Y/w8
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Hours in bed...hours of foreplay...be soft and gentle...firm and hard...use gummi pflege.
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well, just coming out of a 6.5 yr relationship I don't really know currently. but it didn't really used to take long for me to bed girls I was in relationships with. usually the first week or so I'd be in their pants, and these were respectable young ladies.
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Not really a bad thing. Having sex early on lets you know if you have sexual chemistry together. If you do, and you both feel the same way about each other it may be easier to move towards having a relationship with this woman now. Do as dmax said and treat her nice, dont discount her as being easy or anything.
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Not really a bad thing. Having sex early on lets you know if you have sexual chemistry together. If you do, and you both feel the same way about each other it may be easier to move towards having a relationship with this woman now. Do as dmax said and treat her nice, dont discount her as being easy or anything.
Yeah, OP...long term update?

But, P.S, guys. Since I've been online dating more, I've heard stories from women about you guys...and so many of you are pigs...nothing personal! Be nice to women...they're really lovely when you get real close to them...if the two of you work together...like, ya know, talk with them...pretend to listen...know what kind of chocolate she likes and get it for her.
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Yeah, OP...long term update?

But, P.S, guys. Since I've been online dating more, I've heard stories from women about you guys...and so many of you are pigs...nothing personal! Be nice to women...they're really lovely when you get real close to them...if the two of you work together...like, ya know, talk with them...pretend to listen...know what kind of chocolate she likes and get it for her.
Oh, and is anyone here coming to my show this Saturday night...NYC...Greenwich Village Comedy Club...early 6 p.m. show. 99 MacDougal St. I'll buy you a drink if you PM me to let me know you're coming.
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Old 05-07-2015, 12:53 PM   #34
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OP, that's too long of a wait to have sex. Should've been phone sex then sex on the first date the moment you meet one another.

You fcuked up. Now she's gonna cheat on you cuz you were too pvssified to make a move.
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Old 05-07-2015, 06:50 PM   #35
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I've taken a rather interesting approach with my current girl. This weekend will mark our first physical encounter. I purposely kept the pistol holstered for a couple of months in an effort to force myself to get to know her first before adding intimacy into the equation. I didn't want intimacy to cloud my judgment. It has been a very arduous task, especially considering that both of us are absolute hornballs. Now that we're going to cross that line this weekend, we're going to hump like bunnies indefinitely.
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Old 05-07-2015, 09:09 PM   #36
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^ can we watch?
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Maybe!!!
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Maybe!!!
nice.

edit: do you need a spotter?
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nice.

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