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Old 02-06-2014, 03:12 PM   #2621
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Old 02-06-2014, 03:13 PM   #2622
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Old 02-06-2014, 04:03 PM   #2623
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Old 02-06-2014, 04:41 PM   #2624
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Old 02-06-2014, 05:13 PM   #2625
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Old 02-06-2014, 05:38 PM   #2626
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how do you feel when you plop a splasher?
Alright, so for cars you replace cooling system as preventative maintenance.

When I drop a big load I place a sheet of TP down as a splash guard.

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Old 02-07-2014, 12:21 PM   #2627
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I lulzd pretty loud at that. I have to to try it after I have this coffee.

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Old 02-07-2014, 02:25 PM   #2628
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Alright, so for cars you replace cooling system as preventative maintenance.

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Why have I never thought of this? You're a genius.


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Old 02-11-2014, 10:56 PM   #2629
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Dinner was 2 double pizza burgers, 2 pizza dogs, 2 pieces of pizza and French fries and i could seriously kill somebody with this gas. Going to the ladies house after work and kinda nervous
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Old 02-14-2014, 08:02 PM   #2630
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Poo-phoria occurs when your bowel movement stimulates the vagus nerve, which descends from the brainstem to the colon. The vagus nerve plays a role in several bodily functions including digestion, and regulating heart rate and blood pressure.

When stimulated, it can cause a number of reactions such as sweating, and the chills you describe. It can also drop your blood pressure and heart rate, causing the lightheadedness that "can lend a sense of subli me relaxation," Sheth and his co-author write. If your poop suddenly overstimulates the vagus nerve, it can even cause you to pass out on the john in a horrifying phemonemon called defecation syncope.

The poop authors write that it tends to take a particularly "large mass of stool" to trigger poo-phoria and its vagal-nerve-induced feelings of exhilaration, intense relaxation, and goose bumps. Poo-phoria can be addictive, the authors warn, though they donít elaborate on how addicts manipulate their poo to make it especially big.
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Old 02-14-2014, 09:53 PM   #2631
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Old 02-14-2014, 11:11 PM   #2632
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Usually right after a cup and usually right after a meal like clock work.

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-Morning after coffee/ egg poo
-Usually don't eat lunch
-Dinner poo
-Beer poo

It also seems like as soon as I start working on something in the garage I have to drop the hammer. EVERY FVCKING TIME
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Old 02-14-2014, 11:47 PM   #2633
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Old 02-15-2014, 08:41 PM   #2634
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Old 02-15-2014, 10:06 PM   #2635
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i seriously don't get why some people dont flush. that's ****ing vile. i mean it's already bad enough to **** in public, so it's not like they should be scared to touch the handle or anything
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I'm seriously on poop #10+ today. I took four of them before 10am. Some are a lite dusting with nuggets, others a smooth paste. My azzhole feels bombed out and I keep sweating when I go. WTF did I do to deserve this. I didn't eat anything out of the ordinary the past few days.
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Old 02-17-2014, 06:34 PM   #2637
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I'm seriously on poop #10+ today. I took four of them before 10am. Some are a lite dusting with nuggets, others a smooth paste. My azzhole feels bombed out and I keep sweating when I go. WTF did I do to deserve this. I didn't eat anything out of the ordinary the past few days.
Make lemonade... Works wonders!!

Edit: I mean actual lemonade with water and lemons not some weird griffin concoction
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Old 02-17-2014, 10:31 PM   #2638
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Old 02-18-2014, 02:12 AM   #2639
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I am sh1tting liquid fire. habanero carrots do not like my butthole.
I'm intrigued to find the person whose butthole does like habanero carrots

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Old 02-24-2014, 02:34 PM   #2640
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Thanks for the lemonade tip. As we speak my starfish is getting blown out with after gym/preworkout sh1ts.


Also, I had a ton of blood in my stool yesterday. When I wiped it looked like a cleaned up a stabbing victim and the water was red. Not sure if I should be worried about that or what.

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