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Old 02-07-2014, 01:37 AM   #81
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What's with her ****ing nose? 2/10 would not bang.


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Old 02-07-2014, 01:48 AM   #82
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Old 02-07-2014, 02:16 AM   #83
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Old 02-07-2014, 03:10 AM   #84
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Old 02-07-2014, 08:36 AM   #86
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Yup, I would. But I would be more into her if she had whatever cup size she started with.
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Old 02-07-2014, 09:04 AM   #87
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Old 02-07-2014, 09:12 AM   #88
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Old 02-07-2014, 09:13 AM   #89
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Old 02-07-2014, 09:28 AM   #91
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dude, she is Trashy with a capital T. probably dumb as fvck too. great body no doubt.
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Its not a huge loss...fake ass titties, looks like something out of feed the children foundation, and she looks like a slut. Im sure she was a good **** though


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Should we rename this thread the "would smash but not wife thread"?
lets re-title it 90% of e46fnatics forum members are closet ghey, and 9% are openly ghey.
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She's total wife material though, great girl with a great personality. She just graduated and started working for an architectural firm.
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Was just going to say.

Everyone cut the "I need a soulmate who I can talk to" bullsh1t.

Not even that hot? Really? People in this thread sound like bitter dickheads because every pretty girl they ever tried to get with denied them.

And Yes I am mad. You're all talking about my woman.

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