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Old 05-31-2014, 01:42 AM   #3561
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forget her dude. it's easier said than done but she's obviously what you need at this point in your life.


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Went to the pool on Sunday w a 12pack, headphones and a magazine just kinda lookin to drink and chill by myself for the day, finished off my beer after a few hours then started talkin to some other people that gave me another one. I had been eyeballin a few hotties across the pool for an hour or two, happened to look over at the right time as they were waving me over so I stroll on over, finish the beer that was given to me and the girls are drinkin vodka red bulls so I handed her my empty can and had her fill it up. They ended up gettin in the freezing ass pool after a while of chatting and wanted me to come in but I hate cold water so they asked what it would take for me to get in-- they said what if we show you our boobs, so after the sight of amazing tits I get in. Then the one asks if I think hers are real or fake, I said only one way to tell-i gotta feel them- she agreed, so I'm sittin there comparing her bolt on titties to the other girls OEM ones. As the night rolls on and shots of vodka flow, they become topless for the rest of the night. Well the fake tittie girl and I kind of hit it off a bit, she grabbed my junk and said "let's go"-- ended up throwin the 2 minute rodeo to her while her friend waited outside... I tried gettin both to come back to my place at the end of the night but the other was hung up on some other dude she was trying to get a hold of, she started crying over this dude and everything so she c@ckblocked the rest of the fun night I was hoping was gonna have. Oh well I enjoyed myself.

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Old 05-31-2014, 06:21 AM   #3562
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You drank a 12 pack in a couple hours?
From 1-6, downed em. Hadn't planned on really talkin to anyone so I just slammed them down.

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Old 05-31-2014, 10:14 AM   #3563
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Lol again this girl is something else. She posted on her friends wall "I'm feeeellingggg twenty twooooo"

Obviously I hit a nerve. She's 29 playing games on fb lol. I love it.


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Old 05-31-2014, 05:22 PM   #3564
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Lol again this girl is something else. She posted on her friends wall "I'm feeeellingggg twenty twooooo"

Obviously I hit a nerve. She's 29 playing games on fb lol. I love it.


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Old 06-01-2014, 07:28 PM   #3565
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Lol again this girl is something else. She posted on her friends wall "I'm feeeellingggg twenty twooooo"

Obviously I hit a nerve. She's 29 playing games on fb lol. I love it.


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She does sound immature but you do realize that's a song right?

No sh1t. Ironically she choses to post that on her way to Atlantic city with her friends? She's making a joke about what I said to her.


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Old 06-02-2014, 11:11 AM   #3567
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Oh yeah, I totally agree but thought I'd point that out. Let her make jokes, if she can't take some constructive criticism then that's her issue and it'll continue to backfire as she meets other guys too.
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Old 06-02-2014, 12:01 PM   #3568
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Oh yeah, I totally agree but thought I'd point that out. Let her make jokes, if she can't take some constructive criticism then that's her issue and it'll continue to backfire as she meets other guys too.
lol yea for sure. Very immature of her. She thought I was immature because I told her I don't see her as a friend. She's a little backwards here.
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I made a chick cry once cause I didn't give her the D...

I would cry too if you refuse to give me the D.


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Found out from my inside contact at the complex that the girl I rodeo'd, had a bf and is just yesterday called up asking about a 1 bedroom bc she wants to move out. So next time I see her I'll see if she wants to be a fwb/fb, just throw the idea out to her, id like to have those big fakies back in my face

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Found out from my inside contact at the complex that the girl I rodeo'd, had a bf and is just yesterday called up asking about a 1 bedroom bc she wants to move out. So next time I see her I'll see if she wants to be a fwb/fb, just throw the idea out to her, id like to have those big fakies back in my face

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Do people really ask that? Just try to do it.
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So the girl i stopped talking to weeks ago from clinical (because she wants to act like she doesnt want me) decided to eat lunch at 1:00 today. We use to go at 1215 together. I started going at 1245 so i wouldnt have to see her. Anyway this whore decides to sit directly in front of me while at least 15 other tables are open. I want to choke her
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Do people really ask that? Just try to do it.
Oh I'm gonna. I'll use that famous line "so you're good lookin, I'm good lookin, let's have sex... again"

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So the girl i stopped talking to weeks ago from clinical (because she wants to act like she doesnt want me) decided to eat lunch at 1:00 today. We use to go at 1215 together. I started going at 1245 so i wouldnt have to see her. Anyway this whore decides to sit directly in front of me while at least 15 other tables are open. I want to choke her


and then....?
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Oh I'm gonna. I'll use that famous line "so you're good lookin, I'm good lookin, let's have sex... again"

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where are the pics of these bitches?
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and then....?



Then nothing, I had to eat and browse on my phone. Because god forbid I look up and we make eye contact. The awkwardness would have tore a hole in my liver.
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where are the pics of these bitches?
I tried but they were too far away, even w my max zoom on it was still way to blurry. And I'm not a "lets take a selfie" guy so I left my phone in my bag

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i'm meeting up with an ex-gf tonight ... will see if it works out any better than solly's most recent disaster
hahah good luck man
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Then nothing, I had to eat and browse on my phone. Because god forbid I look up and we make eye contact. The awkwardness would have tore a hole in my liver.
ehh I can imagine, I would of felt sick. But I have a feeling she'll message you on some BS eventually.

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