Ask a Jamaican anything....

fukit, im jumping on the band wagon.

ganja brothah man, delivery?

Originally Posted by Mo_Zhp

wtf is that?

no i dont distribute the herbs.

Originally Posted by snikwad

wtf is that?

no i dont distribute the herbs.

just share mannn!!

Whats a "bumba-clot"?

wah gwon ragamuffin..
me need sum fire
Hail King Saliase!

Originally Posted by DropTopKingM3

Whats a "bumba-clot"?

I've been listening to reggae for a long time and I think that is a shortened term for Bam/Bum Blood Clot.

What a Bam/Bum Blood Clot means I do not know.

why doesnt every jamaican move to the states and work at car dealerships?

They annoyed the sh1t out of me last year when I was there.

why did i think you were indian?

Originally Posted by xSTRYKERx

why did i think you were indian?

x2

Originally Posted by SollyD

x2

i think cuz his sn sounds indian and i thought it was his name



oops

"In Jamaica, when one person says "hey mahn", everybody else says "hey mahn' bahck!"

True or false?

Snik you beat me to it.

Originally Posted by SollyD

why doesnt every jamaican move to the states and work at car dealerships?

They annoyed the sh1t out of me last year when I was there.

False. I work for a Structural Engineering firm. Can't think of any of my family members who work at dealerships.

are you black?

All I could think of when I read this thread was

Michael Scott: Hey Mon!
Pam: Hey, you have a bunch of messages...and that's nice. Hanna quit while you were gone. I guess she memo 'd a file some complaints she had about being a working mother, and so you might also have to be deposed.
Michael Scott: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.. relax, just relax. Ok, I'll get to all of it later.
Pam: It's kind of serious.
Michael Scott: Aren't you going to ask me how Jamaica was? Say it... ask me.
Pam: How was Jamaica?
Michael Scott: It was sooo good! Awwwwwh! Hey mon! At Sandals, Jamaica, when somebody says "Hey Mon!" everyone says "Hey Mon!" back.
Stanley: Oh Michael, I'm glad you're here.
Michael Scott: Stanley, you know what, it is really good to see you too.
Stanley: My bonus check was $100 less than you promised.
Michael Scott: Ok, well then Payroll is in charge of all of that.
Stanley: They said I should to talk to you.
Michael Scott: Well, I'm just getting settled in, so I'm gonna...
Stanley: I am not doing a lick more work till I get my full bonus check.
Michael Scott: You are not as much fun as your Jamaican brothas... mon.

Michael Scott: You know I had never been out of the country before now. Got to see how Jamaicans live, it is great, you know, they just relax, they party all the time.
Pam: It's kind of an impoverished country.
Michael Scott: Yeah, gosh, great. You know what Pam, make a note... I want us all to start having Pina Coladas everyday at three.
Pam: You can't today, we're doing inventory.
Michael Scott: Inventory is at the end of December.
Pam: We couldn't do it without you so we postponed.
Michael Scott: I specifically went on vacation so I would miss it.

Michael Scott: Inventory is boring. In the islands they don't make you do stuff like take inventory. Why do think so many businesses moved to the Caymans?

Michael Scott: Tonight we are going to have an inventory luau. I want to bring back a little slice of paradise to the Dunder-Mifflin warehouse inventory, so party-planning committee, get on it.
Angela: By the end of the day? That's impossible.
Michael Scott: The Jamaicans don't have a word for "impossible."
Jim Halpert: Yep, it's English, it's "impossible."

ok, here we go...

are you black?

yes i am.

"In Jamaica, when one person says "hey mahn", everybody else says "hey mahn' bahck!"

True or false?

false, "hey mon" as you whiteys say is the universal way for the tourist to say hey man, as in whats up, they simple say hey man back because if they said, wah gwaan man, weh ya deal wid, you wouldnt understand.

i think cuz his sn sounds indian and i thought it was his name



oops

my un, is actually my surname backwards.

why doesnt every jamaican move to the states and work at car dealerships?

They annoyed the sh1t out of me last year when I was there.

well not every Jamaican wants to leave Jamaica, and not all Jamaicans know about cars. sorry to hear they annoyed you tho.

Snik you beat me to it.

yuh done knwo king.

I've been listening to reggae for a long time and I think that is a shortened term for Bam/Bum Blood Clot.

What a Bam/Bum Blood Clot means I do not know

its bloodklaat, and bumboklaat.
theyre both cuss words, can be used to substitute for sh1t, fvk, damn, pretty much anything, our cuss words can be flipped around all the time, its all in the context it is used.

yah man

yes i