TV Shows- The Office - Page 2

lexpression · 01-22-2009, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 330ciandr6

lol at the duel in the parking lot when dwight was pinned against the bushed with the prius

Jim: "Are your legs broken?!"

Dwight: "No, but my right leg is starting to fall asleep"

SurreyF1 · 01-22-2009, 08:32 PM

episode was ok...
idk michael just isn't the same unless he is in the office w/ everyone, i don't like it when he leaves

good episode tho

AfghanScarface · 01-22-2009, 08:37 PM

I like the dry humor on that show.

kuksul08 · 01-22-2009, 11:19 PM

"A painting can be beautiful...but I would not want to BANG a painting" -Kevin

x 1000000000

SD 328I · 01-23-2009, 12:06 AM

Is Hilary Swank hot?

kuksul08 · 01-23-2009, 12:08 AM

"hot" is a temperature!

330ci-ish · 01-23-2009, 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kuksul08

"A painting can be beautiful...but I would not want to BANG a painting" -Kevin

x 1000000000

hahaha that was funny

Quote:

Originally Posted by SD 328I

Is Hilary Swank hot?

hrmm.. she's cute..

DinanBMW330 · 01-23-2009, 09:03 AM

Haha I was dying when Jim connected that red wire from Dwight's computer all the way outside.... haha omgggg

Gucki83 · 01-23-2009, 09:03 AM

Eh

SurreyF1 · 01-23-2009, 09:07 AM

Dwight: I am here to apply for a job!
Guy: I'm.... sorry but we are not hiring right now
Dwight: Just fire this guy....
Guy: But he is my son
Dwight: I'm your son now, you can see him on the weekends

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL

SurreyF1 · 01-23-2009, 09:09 AM

Michael Scott: So when, uh, when did you set up shop.
Business owner: Ah I opened this place after I came back from Vietnam.
Michael Scott: Ooh, Vietnam. I hear it's lovely.

LOL

SurreyF1 · 01-23-2009, 09:10 AM

Dwight Schrute: Hello! I'd like to apply for a job.
Roger Prince: Hiya... I'm afraid we're not hiring right now.
Dwight Schrute: Why don't you just get rid of this guy.
Roger Prince: [chuckling] That's my son!
Dwight Schrute: I'm your son now. You can visit him on the holidays.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL[/QUOTE]

SurreyF1 · 01-23-2009, 09:11 AM

Probably the best one

Little girl: Grandma, I can't do this.
Michael Scott: What's going on? A little homework over here?
Little girl: Yeah.
Michael Scott: Let's see if I can help. Ohhh. Oh, math! That's not so hard. Ok. You have four of these.
Little girl: Right.
Michael Scott: Ignore the parentheses right? Why is this little two so small? It- it's weird. You just-- don't-- you just go by the x. The x means times, so that means four times x two, what is double four?
Little girl: Eight.
Michael Scott: Right! Excellent. Way to go! Nice.
Grandma: [grandma rushes over after Michael walks away] Oh. Don't put that...

SurreyF1 · 01-23-2009, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DinanBMW330

Haha I was dying when Jim connected that red wire from Dwight's computer all the way outside.... haha omgggg

i was dying when you texted me looking for spots around smithfield to bang some chick in ur car

i was dying even more when you texted me 30 minutes later "cops came"

sna77 · 01-23-2009, 09:14 AM

One of the best shows on TV. The British series was great and got me watching the US one when it first came out. The show has evloved quite a bit... The humor was much adarker the first year... Also, Steve Carell annoys me--he's too over the top sometimes... but other than that the show is fantastic.

The Jim / Dwight dynamic is brilliant.

I put my boss' stapler in jeloo a few years ago as a homage to Jim

330ci-ish · 01-23-2009, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJR4884

Dwight: I am here to apply for a job!
Guy: I'm.... sorry but we are not hiring right now
Dwight: Just fire this guy....
Guy: But he is my son
Dwight: I'm your son now, you can see him on the weekends

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL

HAHAHAHAHAHA that was so funny... if only you could really do that...

DinanBMW330 · 01-23-2009, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJR4884

i was dying when you texted me looking for spots around smithfield to bang some chick in ur car

i was dying even more when you texted me 30 minutes later "cops came"

ride365 · 01-23-2009, 12:21 PM

i missed the beginning of the episode... why were they arguing over swank?

sna77 · 01-23-2009, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ride365

i missed the beginning of the episode... why were they arguing over swank?

no reason at all. and then it blew up to the full fledged argument with poting pics etc.

PS: get a DVR.

ride365 · 01-23-2009, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sna77

no reason at all. and then it blew up to the full fledged argument with poting pics etc.

PS: get a DVR.

but my vcr still works

01-22-2009, 11:19 PM	#24
kuksul08 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: California Posts: 2,081 My Ride: M3 View My Garage	"A painting can be beautiful...but I would not want to BANG a painting" -Kevin x 1000000000 __________________ Look at that subtle jet-black coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a 6mt. S54 Valve Adjustment Spreadsheet & Info: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28231781/S54...ent%20info.zip

01-23-2009, 12:06 AM	#25
SD 328I Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,814 My Ride: S197, E90, and 1125R View My Garage	Is Hilary Swank hot? __________________

01-23-2009, 12:08 AM	#26
kuksul08 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: California Posts: 2,081 My Ride: M3 View My Garage	"hot" is a temperature! __________________ Look at that subtle jet-black coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a 6mt. S54 Valve Adjustment Spreadsheet & Info: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28231781/S54...ent%20info.zip

01-23-2009, 09:03 AM	#28
DinanBMW330 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: RI Posts: 415 My Ride: 330ci View My Garage	Haha I was dying when Jim connected that red wire from Dwight's computer all the way outside.... haha omgggg __________________ Andrew.

01-23-2009, 09:03 AM	#29
Gucki83 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 10,490 My Ride: E92 M3 ZCP / 635CSi View My Garage	Eh __________________

01-22-2009, 08:32 PM	#22
SurreyF1 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nowhere Posts: 17,690 My Ride: BMW View My Garage	episode was ok... idk michael just isn't the same unless he is in the office w/ everyone, i don't like it when he leaves good episode tho

01-23-2009, 09:07 AM	#30
SurreyF1 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nowhere Posts: 17,690 My Ride: BMW View My Garage	Dwight: I am here to apply for a job! Guy: I'm.... sorry but we are not hiring right now Dwight: Just fire this guy.... Guy: But he is my son Dwight: I'm your son now, you can see him on the weekends ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL

01-23-2009, 09:09 AM	#31
SurreyF1 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nowhere Posts: 17,690 My Ride: BMW View My Garage	Michael Scott: So when, uh, when did you set up shop. Business owner: Ah I opened this place after I came back from Vietnam. Michael Scott: Ooh, Vietnam. I hear it's lovely. LOL

01-23-2009, 09:10 AM	#32
SurreyF1 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nowhere Posts: 17,690 My Ride: BMW View My Garage	Dwight Schrute: Hello! I'd like to apply for a job. Roger Prince: Hiya... I'm afraid we're not hiring right now. Dwight Schrute: Why don't you just get rid of this guy. Roger Prince: [chuckling] That's my son! Dwight Schrute: I'm your son now. You can visit him on the holidays. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL[/QUOTE]

01-23-2009, 09:11 AM	#33
SurreyF1 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nowhere Posts: 17,690 My Ride: BMW View My Garage	Probably the best one Little girl: Grandma, I can't do this. Michael Scott: What's going on? A little homework over here? Little girl: Yeah. Michael Scott: Let's see if I can help. Ohhh. Oh, math! That's not so hard. Ok. You have four of these. Little girl: Right. Michael Scott: Ignore the parentheses right? Why is this little two so small? It- it's weird. You just-- don't-- you just go by the x. The x means times, so that means four times x two, what is double four? Little girl: Eight. Michael Scott: Right! Excellent. Way to go! Nice. Grandma: [grandma rushes over after Michael walks away] Oh. Don't put that...

01-23-2009, 09:14 AM	#35
sna77 OEM ///Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Brookline, MA Posts: 7,760 My Ride: ZHP View My Garage	One of the best shows on TV. The British series was great and got me watching the US one when it first came out. The show has evloved quite a bit... The humor was much adarker the first year... Also, Steve Carell annoys me--he's too over the top sometimes... but other than that the show is fantastic. The Jim / Dwight dynamic is brilliant. I put my boss' stapler in jeloo a few years ago as a homage to Jim __________________ 2004 330i ZHP (me) 2006 X3 (wife) 2004 325xi (sold) 2001 325i (passed on to DavidJay) MY DIY write-ups MY Garage (all the mods)

01-23-2009, 12:21 PM	#38
ride365 Registered User Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 157 View My Garage	i missed the beginning of the episode... why were they arguing over swank? __________________

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